# Any Straight Dopers in Assboink, Idaho?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-straight-dopers-in-assboink-idaho/2759>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 30, 1999, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-straight-dopers-in-assboink-idaho/2759 "1999-10-30T03:53:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-straight-dopers-in-assboink-idaho/2759/41 "1999-11-03T06:12:00Z")

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The preceding thread has been brough to you by Felching.

“When you need to hijack a thread, think **Felching**!!!”

\*(Felching Straw and Enema Kit sold separately)

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Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

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**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-straight-dopers-in-assboink-idaho/2759/42 "1999-11-09T19:22:00Z")

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Hey! I moved to Assboink from Bubblefuck three years ago and I thought I was the only person here with a computer. It’s good to see fine upstanding citizens such as yourselves regarding our peaceful little town.

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Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby!

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-straight-dopers-in-assboink-idaho/2759/43 "1999-11-09T21:16:00Z")

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Okay damnit. I give up…What the fuck is felching.

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Thanks,

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-straight-dopers-in-assboink-idaho/2759/44 "1999-11-09T21:31:00Z")

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NEVERMIND…I remembered. I knew I had heard that during insult fights back in high school, but I couldn’t remember what it was. Please don’t reply with a description of what it is.

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Thanks,

Daniel

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