# Any Truth to This Story about John Kerry and Pres Bush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [September 3, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516 "2010-09-03T18:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/81 "2010-09-04T20:01:18Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > > [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > > > Now I want a cheesesteak. > > And I want mine with Swiss Cheese. But then, I put Swiss Cheese on any sandwich I’m having with cheese. > > Does that make me an elitist? Not to me. I love Swiss cheese. Swiss cheese tastes GOOOOD. I’ll take Swiss cheese over Cheese Whiz 100 times out of 100. ---
**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/82 "2010-09-04T20:46:21Z")
Cheese Whiz is the devil’s semen. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/83 "2010-09-04T21:17:00Z")
> [@Dumbguy](#): > > ``` > Cheese Whiz is the devil's semen. > > ``` That would be “Cheese Jizz”. 😃 I don’t think I’ve ever had Cheese Whiz, and I don’t think I want to try it! ---
**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/84 "2010-09-04T21:39:15Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@John\_Mace](#): > > > > And I want mine with Swiss Cheese. But then, I put Swiss Cheese on any sandwich I’m having with cheese. > > > > Does that make me an elitist? > > Not to me. I love Swiss cheese. Swiss cheese tastes GOOOOD. I’ll take Swiss cheese over Cheese Whiz 100 times out of 100. Just to be clear, are you guys talking about “American Swiss Cheese” or actual cheese from Switzerland like emmental and gruyere? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/85 "2010-09-04T21:48:38Z")
I don’t know. The kind with the holes in it. That shit is GOOOOD. I’m not talking about those lame-ass processed slices, if that’s what you mean. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/86 "2010-09-04T21:54:40Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I don’t know. The kind with the holes in it. That shit is GOOOOD. I’m not talking about those lame-ass processed slices, if that’s what you mean. Yes, that’s what I meant, too. I don’t like anything better on sandwiches. Most of the European style cheeses are great for eating on crackers, or just by themselves, but not so much on a sandwich. Brie sometimes, on heated sandwiches, but Swiss is best in my book. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/87 "2010-09-04T22:05:06Z")
If I ordered my cheesesteak with no cheese[sup]\*[/sup], would I get run out of town on a rail? It’s not really a “cheesesteak” anymore, I suppose, but you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/88 "2010-09-04T22:16:37Z")
> [@emacknight](#): > > > [@RickJay](#): > > > > Just because many people believe something does not make it a valid position to hold. **Ignorance isn’t a point of view.** > > No, but as **Rand Rover** would say, it is their opinion, regardless of the reasons behind it. So what? ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/89 "2010-09-04T23:18:54Z")
Now that we cleared out the OP’s question, can we address this one: Kerry is walking down the street and sees a prostitute. She asks him if he wants a date and he stops and talks with her about options in her life and how she can go back to school and make something of her self. Bush sees this and gives her the $100 he took from the previous guy and asks for a blow job. This is a serious questions, I heard about this on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/90 "2010-09-05T00:05:58Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > Now I want a cheesesteak. Really? Because I was thinking about devouring a baby. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/91 "2010-09-05T00:36:22Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > If I ordered my cheesesteak with no cheese[sup]\*[/sup], would I get run out of town on a rail? > > It’s not really a “cheesesteak” anymore, I suppose, but you know what I mean. We have a name for those: Steak sandwhich. They are surprisingly common. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/92 "2010-09-05T00:39:12Z")
In a pinch I made myself a cheesesteak with swiss once. It wasn’t bad but the flavor kind of interfered. That being said I would eat that over Cheese Wiz any day and I loathe my fellow Philadelphians who insist Cheese Wiz is the standard. It is not. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/93 "2010-09-05T02:39:25Z")
Whiz is the _original_, but American is most common nowadays (and my preference), followed by provolone. I’ve also seen mozzarella and jack, less commonly. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/94 "2010-09-05T02:52:09Z")
This conversation is getting very…No. No, I won’t do it, I mustn’t. A scrap of decency yet remains. Another year here will fix that. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516/95 "2010-09-05T04:01:15Z")
So it’d be like walking into [Primanti’s](http://www.primantibrothers.com/) and asking for the fries on the side? (Oh, and it’s pronounced “PrimANees”. NOT “PrimANHTees”) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-truth-to-this-story-about-john-kerry-and-pres-bush/552516.md?page=4)