# Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** boxing-wrestling-mma\ **Created:** [June 5, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124 "2014-06-05T15:34:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3583 "2016-01-30T13:30:56Z")
I bet Hulk Hogan has a complete set of WWE voodoo dolls and he’s been sticking pins in them so Vince will have no choice but to ask him back for WM 32. Much as I like Jim Cornette, he comes off as [completely clueless and whiny in his rant about LU here](http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/668853-jim-cornette-on-lucha-underground-season-two-premiere-that-is-the-most-heinous-horse-st-that-ive-ever-seen-in-my-life). Maybe the idea of promoter ego having nothing to do with booking is a foreign concept to him. ---
**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3584 "2016-01-30T20:21:24Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I bet Hulk Hogan has a complete set of WWE voodoo dolls and he’s been sticking pins in them so Vince will have no choice but to ask him back for WM 32. …so he can job to The Rock, who will then grab the microphone and, in front of the millions (“and millions”) of The Rock’s fans out there, ask Hulk Hogan what he thinks of “us” now. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3585 "2016-01-31T02:15:23Z")
> [@That\_Don\_Guy](#): > > …so he can job to The Rock, who will then grab the microphone and, in front of the millions (“and millions”) of The Rock’s fans out there, ask Hulk Hogan what he thinks of “us” now. I can see a judge giving HH a choice: job to The Rock with no chance of getting the pin back, or 10 years in jail. HH would take jail time. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3586 "2016-01-31T02:29:55Z")
Doesn’t matter what Hogan thinks or says. The bottom line is that, while his trial with Gawker continues, there’s NO FUCKING WAY WWE is touching him or willingly associating his name with theirs. The fact that he doesn’t grok this at all (and I’m sure it’s been explained to him) is getting kind of ‘look in another direction and edge away’ creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3587 "2016-01-31T19:40:58Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > I can see a judge giving HH a choice: job to The Rock with no chance of getting the pin back, or 10 years in jail. HH would take jail time. Fun fact: Hogan never got his win back from Brock Lesnar. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3588 "2016-01-31T20:19:50Z")
Or the Ultimate Warrior, which bothered him for years. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3589 "2016-01-31T20:25:08Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Or the Ultimate Warrior, which bothered him for years. Until Halloween Havoc 1998, anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3590 "2016-01-31T20:41:13Z")
Pretty sure Delusional Hogan thinks Hogan-Lesnar would be a stellar main event for WM32. And that he should win. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3591 "2016-02-01T18:36:07Z")
[Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart has prostate cancer.](http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0201/607224/bret-hart-announces-prostate-cancer-diagnosis/) Bret’s had a hard life, and this is just another solid punch in the gut after everything else fate has dealt him and his family. He’s going under the knife in a few days. I hope he makes a full recovery. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3592 "2016-02-01T19:21:12Z")
Any chance, if he dies, he’s famous enough for the media to blame the whole thing on how drugs and steroids kill all wrestlers without realizing it was actually cancer? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3593 "2016-02-01T19:29:20Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Any chance, if he dies, he’s famous enough for the media to blame the whole thing on how drugs and steroids kill all wrestlers without realizing it was actually cancer? [Nancy Grace once claimed that Owen’s death was because of steroids.](http://thebiglead.com/2014/04/10/nancy-grace-erroneously-implies-owen-hart-died-from-drug-abuse/) And Owen was _never_ half as over as Bret was. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3594 "2016-02-01T20:00:00Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > [Nancy Grace once claimed that Owen’s death was because of steroids.](http://thebiglead.com/2014/04/10/nancy-grace-erroneously-implies-owen-hart-died-from-drug-abuse/) > > And Owen was _never_ half as over as Bret was. Yeah, that’s what I was thinking of when I made the post ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3595 "2016-02-01T20:54:43Z")
I blame Hornswoggle. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3596 "2016-02-01T21:14:00Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I blame Hornswoggle. We _all_ blame Hornswoggle. But that’s a topic for another time. In lighter news, it’s been announced today that [Lucha Underground has already been greenlit for season 3](http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0201/607223/lucha-underground-third-season-officially-announced/). ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3597 "2016-02-02T00:09:40Z")
Live, Bret. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3598 "2016-02-02T14:56:31Z")
Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas weren’t at RAW last night because their granddad [Blackjack Mulligan is in the hospital with serious conditions](http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0201/607241/wwe-hall-of-famer-hospitalized/). Depressing. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3599 "2016-02-02T15:02:47Z")
[Which one is Finn?](http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/photos/2015/9014/photo-finn-balor-enjoying-his-family/) They all look alike. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3600 "2016-02-03T01:49:19Z")
I don’t think I can make a poll in an already started thread, but I want to ask everyone… Who’s your favorite grammy award winning wrestler? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3601 "2016-02-03T13:09:37Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Who’s your favorite grammy award winning wrestler? [Maynard James Keenan](http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/tool-singer-maynard-james-keenan-gives-back-to-his-high-school-wrestling-team-121113) of Tool. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/3602 "2016-02-03T17:38:58Z")
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