# Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1)

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** boxing-wrestling-mma\
**Created:** [June 5, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124 "2014-06-05T15:34:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4643 "2016-08-06T02:08:20Z")

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apparently shaqs having a match … [MSN](http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/shaquille-o%e2%80%99neal-reportedly-set-to-fight-the-big-show-at-wrestlemania-33/ar-BBviMzb?li=BBnb7Kz)

But is this an old article ? its august …

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4644 "2016-08-06T02:21:40Z")

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WM 33 is next year. The match has been announced. Shaq and Show briefly went at it in the battle royale back in April.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4645 "2016-08-06T04:53:03Z")

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Ryback couldn’t pull off consistent promos. Hell, he’d stop and repeat himself to be able to move forward, like a child memorizing bible verses. He was upper-midcard enhancement talent and that’s all he was ever going to be. He should have been content with the pay and the every couple of years title push.

Of course, this is the guy stupid enough to try to call out Bryan Danielson as a “bully” because he got ribbed, on Table for 3. Jesus Christ Ryback, every episode was funny old wrestling stories, jokes and tales of epic ribs, except yours. You had to call one of the most beloved faces of your era a bully for ribbing you. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4646 "2016-08-07T00:29:21Z")

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Shows how I already forgot about Ryback. I thought you guys were talking about Goldberg.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4647 "2016-08-07T01:27:11Z")

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I always enjoyed Ryback, so I’ll actually miss him. But oh well.

So Ms. Cups and I went to the Tampa comic-con. I wore a Captain America shirt and she, not being a huge nerd, didn’t know what to wear. So she opted with her Balor Club shirt.

She got more attention than she bargained for methinks. But that’s not all.

We found a guy who was painted up Balor style (well, Devitt to be exact) but she took a picture with him and tweeted it to Finn. An hour or so later she gets the notification that Finn himself liked her tweet. Needless to say she was (and still is) in heaven.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4648 "2016-08-07T08:27:43Z")

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[The Izzies are multiplying.](https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/762100284931837952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Soon they will be unstoppable.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2016, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4649 "2016-08-07T14:00:36Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> We found a guy who was painted up Balor style (well, Devitt to be exact) but she took a picture with him and tweeted it to Finn. An hour or so later she gets the notification that Finn himself liked her tweet. Needless to say she was (and still is) in heaven.

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

[This is glo-hila-rious.](https://twitter.com/hashtag/GLORIOUSBOMB?src=hash) Gargano and Ciampa sneak up on Bobby Roode and video themselves jamming to his entrance music.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4650 "2016-08-08T13:46:52Z")

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Frankly, there’s no real indication that it was Finn who liked it. I mean, it came from his account, but he (or WWE) could have people who do that for him. But regardless, it totes happened I swear.

Also,

Shelton Benjaman tore his rotator cuff.

Well, that was a short comeback.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4651 "2016-08-08T15:47:17Z")

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I know you guys are all pretty jealous of where I live and my access to WWE/NXT and such.

I also know your constant thoughts of “Well, going to a Takeover is fine and all…and I guess seeing a PPV is decent too, but, come on, when are you seeing the REAL stuff? When are you seeing TNA?”

Well prepare to be jealous again. TNA is doing some tapings this weekend and early next week at Universal, and I FINALLY don’t have plans. So Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero here I come!  
(also should be interesting because I literally know no one in TNA that isn’t them)

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4652 "2016-08-08T16:42:39Z")

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The two French guys who used to be in NXT are in TNA now, so you might recognize them.

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4653 "2016-08-08T16:58:03Z")

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“Custodian to the Ring. Will the Custodian please report to the ring?”

“yeah, what do you want?”  
“um, we’re TNA and we’re a bit short handed. Could you wrestle this next match? We’ll give you $12 and a sized small Mr. Anderson shirt”  
“Nooooo?”  
“Ok fine. If we give you the shirt, can we borrow your mop?”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4654 "2016-08-09T09:07:19Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Well prepare to be jealous again. TNA is doing some tapings this weekend and early next week at Universal, and I FINALLY don’t have plans. So Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero here I come!

You poor son of a bitch. If you make it out alive, please report back promptly. (Also, see if you can heckle Charlotte’s ex-husband.)

Next Friday, I’ll be in Vegas, at the ROH/New Japan “Death Before Dishonor” PPV. They haven’t announced the full card, but the main event is Jay Lethal defending the world title against Adam Cole (representing Bullet Club), with the Addiction defending the tag titles in a triple threat match, Bobby Fish defending the TV title against Silas Young and IWGP world champion Kazuchika Okada fighting Dalton Castle. I’ll also be at the TV taping in the same venue the next night. I’ll be in the second row for the PPV and front row for the taping, and I’ll probably have my Sheamus mask and Glow-Worm in case anyone happens to be watching.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4655 "2016-08-09T12:17:54Z")

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Glow Worm? I’m afraid to ask.

The action on RAM was pretty lackluster, aside from the Cesaro-Sheamus match. Those guys really stepped it up. Otherwise, everything was SummerSlam buildup. Roman Reigns is no longer annoying. He and Rusev play well off each other.

I am looking forward to the Rollin-Balor match. They’re really digging into the Celtic myth aspect of Finn’s character. As long as Finn doesn’t meet three crones who trick him into violating his geas, he should be OK.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4656 "2016-08-09T12:30:00Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> The action on RAM was pretty lackluster, aside from the Cesaro-Sheamus match. Those guys really stepped it up. Otherwise, everything was SummerSlam buildup. Roman Reigns is no longer annoying. He and Rusev play well off each other.

I agree about Cesaro and Seamus. Roman is a good match with Rusev, but both of them have a limited set of moves.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4657 "2016-08-09T12:42:26Z")

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I remember glow-worm from the RAW you went to lol.

Glad to see he’s still fightin fit!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4658 "2016-08-09T14:20:49Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I agree about Cesaro and Seamus. Roman is a good match with Rusev, but both of them have a limited set of moves.

True, but Roman is ideal as the brash cocky reprobate that pushes all of Rusev’s anti-American buttons. Maybe they can’t pull off lucha-level moves, but they can destroy some landscape.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4659 "2016-08-09T18:10:40Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> I am looking forward to the Rollin-Balor match. They’re really digging into the Celtic myth aspect of Finn’s character. As long as Finn doesn’t meet three crones who trick him into violating his geas, he should be OK.

Stephanie, Charlotte and Dana Brooke?

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4660 "2016-08-09T20:43:00Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Well prepare to be jealous again. TNA is doing some tapings this weekend and early next week at Universal, and I FINALLY don’t have plans. So Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero here I come!  
> (also should be interesting because I literally know no one in TNA that isn’t them)

Bobby Lashley (WWE long ago, also has done some MMA) is currently their heavyweight champion. He’s also their X-Division champion. On Thursday, I believe he is facing James Storm for the King of the Mountain Championship. If he can find a way to win the tag team belts, he’ll probably do that, too.

Drew Galloway (ex-WWE, whose presence in TNA is robbing us of a 3-Man-Band reunion) and Ethan Carter III (ex-NXT Derrek Bateman) are involved in an upper-midcard feud.

Gail Kim and Maria (both spent some time in WWE) are involved in a feud that is unlikely to have a good payoff since Maria isn’t actually a wrestler. If you’re terribly unlucky you’ll have to sit through a segment involving them, Dixie Carter, and Billy Corrigan from the Smashing Pumpkins, who is a minority owner and shows up on occasion.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4661 "2016-08-09T20:54:52Z")

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> [@dzeiger](#):
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> Bobby Lashley (WWE long ago, also has done some MMA) is currently their heavyweight champion. He’s also their X-Division champion. On Thursday, I believe he is facing James Storm for the King of the Mountain Championship. If he can find a way to win the tag team belts, he’ll probably do that, too.
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> Drew Galloway (ex-WWE, whose presence in TNA is robbing us of a 3-Man-Band reunion) and Ethan Carter III (ex-NXT Derrek Bateman) are involved in an upper-midcard feud.
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> Gail Kim and Maria (both spent some time in WWE) are involved in a feud that is unlikely to have a good payoff since Maria isn’t actually a wrestler. If you’re terribly unlucky you’ll have to sit through a segment involving them, Dixie Carter, and Billy Corrigan from the Smashing Pumpkins, who is a minority owner and shows up on occasion.

Thanks for this! I’ll at least know a handful of people now.

Although I say that, and I have no doubts that, even though we’ve never watched a show, Ms. Cups will somehow know every person who walks out and their wrestling history.

I swear I don’t know where that girl gets her information…

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/4662 "2016-08-10T08:44:22Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Glow Worm? I’m afraid to ask.

[His name is Snuggly.](https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1634/24134445671_9ba353a900_z.jpg)

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