# Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1)

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** boxing-wrestling-mma\
**Created:** [June 5, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124 "2014-06-05T15:34:50Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8265 "2019-04-16T12:52:48Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> 75 grams is a little over 5 freezer bags. How do you pack that much weed inside a painting?

75 grams is less than three ounces. I’m also not sure how it would fit in a painting, but it would easily fit in a single large freezer bag, with room to spare.

If you vacuum sealed it, it would actually be very small.

(Canadian, so I’m legally allowed to know these things)

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8266 "2019-04-16T17:56:28Z")

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Ah, right, I was thinking 14 grams/oz, but it’s 28.

Not legally allowed to know, yet.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8267 "2019-04-17T00:33:52Z")

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Harper requested his release today and announced it on his twitter.

I had just watched is match with Dominic Daijakovic or however that’s spelled on the NXT vs. Alums thing on the network. While watching it I kept thinking that the man was getting screwed and misused by WWE and needed better for himself, so that was timely.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8268 "2019-04-17T01:31:33Z")

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Stay Luke Stay! Or go to RoH.

I really hope KO turns on New Day tonight. Just plunges a million daggers in their backs.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8269 "2019-04-17T01:33:15Z")

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This might be the most unimpressive, uninspired shake-up since the brand split started. Totally same shit, different day. Even with the injuries, the rosters are too large and the writing/booking too insipid. I don’t know what I was hoping for post-WM, but whatever it was, WWE hasn’t delivered. They don’t need new blood on the roster; they need it in leadership.

ETA:

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Stay Luke Stay! Or go to RoH.
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> I really hope KO turns on New Day tonight. Just plunges a million daggers in their backs.

With the way she was acting, I had expected Bayley to blindside Naomi on Raw, but with Bayley switching, makes sense she didn’t.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8270 "2019-04-17T01:52:29Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> This might be the most unimpressive, uninspired shake-up since the brand split started. Totally same shit, different day. Even with the injuries, the rosters are too large and the writing/booking too insipid. I don’t know what I was hoping for post-WM, but whatever it was, WWE hasn’t delivered. They don’t need new blood on the roster; they need it in leadership.

Every single “shake-up” has felt like they were just drawing names out of a hat, this one included.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8271 "2019-04-17T02:00:18Z")

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I think drawing names out of the hat would give us better results.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8272 "2019-04-17T02:21:44Z")

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[Alexander Wolfe is leaving too,](https://twitter.com/TheWWEWolfe/status/1118313136996724737/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fnewwrestlecrap.proboards.com%2Fthread%2F32908%2Fleaving-2019-first-semester-spoilers%3Fpage%3D2%26scrollTo%3D870632) and there are rumors that Tyler Breeze is on his way out.

A lot of people seem to be frustrated with creative lately.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8273 "2019-04-17T12:22:03Z")

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Shite, KO is now The Big O.

Do they or do they not know “the Big O” refers to an expression of orgasm? Was this the same person who came up with “The Viking Experience”? Is this what happens when Road Dogg steps down as head SD writer?

He _has_ to turn on them.

I hope AEW does manage to land with TNT/TBS. Just how many of WWE’s castoffs are they willing to absorb?

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8274 "2019-04-17T12:35:09Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Do they or do they not know “the Big O” refers to an expression of orgasm?

That’s the joke.

Owens even said “It’s funnier that way” when he changed it.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8275 "2019-04-17T13:22:49Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> With the way she was acting, I had expected Bayley to blindside Naomi on Raw, but with Bayley switching, makes sense she didn’t.

But Bailey can’t turn heel. It would make Izzy cry.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8276 "2019-04-17T17:53:45Z")

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> [@cgg419](#):
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> That’s the joke.
> 
> Owens even said “It’s funnier that way” when he changed it.

Hey, it worked for Bob Orton Sr. (Randy’s grandpa).

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8277 "2019-04-17T18:58:35Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> [Alexander Wolfe is leaving too,](https://twitter.com/TheWWEWolfe/status/1118313136996724737/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fnewwrestlecrap.proboards.com%2Fthread%2F32908%2Fleaving-2019-first-semester-spoilers%3Fpage%3D2%26scrollTo%3D870632) and there are rumors that Tyler Breeze is on his way out.
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> A lot of people seem to be frustrated with creative lately.

The thing with the people who are leaving is, other than Luke Harper (and he’s more of a “oh darn”) I don’t care in the least these peopel are going. Wolfe was nothing until Sanity came, Harper was/is too injury prone to matter, I never liked Breeze…they’re all nobodys to me.

Although now that I’m typing it, I am sad about Ambrose, but who knows what’s going on there.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8278 "2019-04-17T22:40:50Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Although now that I’m typing it, I am sad about Ambrose, but who knows what’s going on there.

Apparently, the Shield is having another “farewell match” this Sunday at a house show that’s going to stream live on the Network. If this whole Ambrose leaving thing has been an angle, that’s when I’d expect it to pay off.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8279 "2019-04-18T13:05:00Z")

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Out with the old, in with the new - When Worlds Collide has Albert Hardie Jr taking on Ligero and Gran Metalik. He used to be ACH in RoH, cut from the same mold as Cedric Alexander. He’ll probably be a midcarder, but I always like to see RoH alums making their mark in WWE. I’m hoping Dalton Castle and Flip Gordon eventually make the jump as well.

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**Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8280 "2019-04-19T18:04:13Z")

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Turns out Harper’s contract was already expiring in November. But frankly, I don’t blame him for asking for a release earlier. He’s been cleared to wrestle since February and they hadn’t been using him.

If they’re not going to use Nikki Cross, they should send her to NXT UK for a while.

Hell, I’d love to see Mojo Rawley in NXT UK as this deluded, self-important AMERICAN coming over there to show them how small time they are (and regularly getting his ass kicked by people who need the bump). I don’t see why they can’t do this with people they ‘don’t have anything for’ on the main roster. Hell, send over Dana Brooke too and make them a power couple. Even for six months. Give them some reps and some exposure.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8281 "2019-04-20T10:58:18Z")

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The latest from Meltzer about the Enzo/Cass situation at MSG is very telling. He says that Enzo was there at ROH’s request, but that the plan was for him to grab Mark Briscoe’s arm, get slapped by Mark, and then get dragged out by security as an homage to the Survivor Series incident. Enzo and Cass went into business for themselves by jumping the barricade and the ensuing brawl was a shoot, which is why it wasn’t shown on TV.

New Japan was pretty mad with ROH about it, and Enzo & Cass haven’t appeared for ROH since and aren’t expected to be invited back.

I can’t say I’m surprised.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8282 "2019-04-20T19:43:21Z")

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Good. I saw that RoH signed them up and was dreading seeing them on TV.  
RoH is the last place I wanted to see turn into the Zo Show.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/8283 "2019-04-21T02:07:04Z")

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[Bray Wyatt Buzzard Puppet](https://youtu.be/7gvqArR7nlA)

[Svengoolie’s Rubber Chicken Kerwyn](https://weigel-streaming-video.s3.amazonaws.com/kerwyn-jokes/Kerwyn_1-2-17-SVENGOOLIE%20980x551.jpg)

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[Cody Rhodes vs. Dustin Rhodes has been announced for AEW Double or Nothing.](https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2019/04/cody-rhodes-aew-double-or-nothing-opponent-announced-653322/)

This has the potential to be the dream match they never really got to have in WWE.

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