# Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** boxing-wrestling-mma\ **Created:** [June 5, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124 "2014-06-05T15:34:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1642 "2015-03-29T22:54:37Z")
They should move Big Show and Mark Henry to part-time ‘Attraction’ contracts. Have them wrestle maybe a dozen times a year, tops. Then pay them the standard appearance rates to have them fly around and represent WWE. Hell, that would be more than they’re asking of Henry right now. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1643 "2015-03-29T23:02:28Z")
Kickoff show has been pretty good. The matches, not the written rhetoric. All the tag teams and their wives/pets (except for the Usowahs) got to do their signature moves and work in a double-triple-superflex. They held all their cool moves hidden all year and performed them here. The AtGMBR was a lot of fun, too. Axel getting gang-ejected at the beginning will probably be the biggest moment of his career. I was glad to see Big Show win and get the giant legacy glory. Sandow’s headlock over the ropes over the ropes at the end was reminiscent of Chris Benoit’s RR win 10 or so years ago, when he clenched his cyprus root arms around Big Show’s head and slowly pulled him over the top rope. Hideo got some pops and made a good showing for NXT. Ladder match inc. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1644 "2015-03-29T23:08:20Z")
Does anyone wanna post or PM me their gmail address and I can start a big ole Gchat for us? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1645 "2015-03-29T23:10:39Z")
OK, let’s just this forum as a chat room tonight, heeheehee! I gotta say WWE has the truly excellent stage stetup, light show, and media display magic going full throttle. I liked the way whosisface from NCISLA pressed the button to start the show. I gotta go watch the entrances now. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1646 "2015-03-29T23:12:40Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > OK, let’s just this forum as a chat room tonight, heeheehee! > > I gotta say WWE has the truly excellent stage stetup, light show, and media display magic going full throttle. I liked the way whosisface from NCISLA pressed the button to start the show. I gotta go watch the entrances now. Works for me!! I also agree with Big Show getting his moment in the (literal) sun. Mizdow did what he needed to do and didn’t need to win ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1647 "2015-03-29T23:16:41Z")
Luke Harper roolz. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1648 "2015-03-29T23:22:42Z")
EXALTED EXCREMENT! Top-of-ladder suplex DADDIO! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1649 "2015-03-29T23:24:57Z")
Sick sick bump ambrose! I love this fucker! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1650 "2015-03-29T23:26:17Z")
Anyone wanna make sure Dean isn’t dead? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1651 "2015-03-29T23:28:29Z")
Damn Zig and Bryan were doing some stiff head butts! Brian’s got a huge knot forming on his forehead! Heehehheee BRYAN WINS! Markety mark mark mark ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1652 "2015-03-29T23:28:49Z")
Good match as always. Anyone notice that they didn’t do any bad ladder spots with DB? I bet his heavy-duty TLC match career is over, no chances ya know? ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1653 "2015-03-29T23:31:26Z")
Well, looks like the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World is walking out with the title. I was kind of looking forward to the trainwreck when Roman went over, but this will be better. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1654 "2015-03-29T23:32:51Z")
Seth looks like a goddamn Power Ranger ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1655 "2015-03-29T23:49:30Z")
Wow…what a spot! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1656 "2015-03-29T23:54:24Z")
Whoa! Did anybody notice how far Orton’s head snapped back when Seth kicked him in the face? How does he not get whiplash from that? It’s like he completely relaxed his neck before the kick. Ouches ouches ouches Killer finisher! Seth comes down from a no-sold Curb Stomp right into the RKO! Now for the old guys to represent. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1657 "2015-03-30T00:01:27Z")
hmmmm… really cool entrance for Sting. Sting-faced Japanese kettle drummers. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1658 "2015-03-30T00:01:47Z")
Hahaha shameless promotion! ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1659 "2015-03-30T00:02:16Z")
Time for the old man fight! Also, why was one of the drummers not painted up? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1660 "2015-03-30T00:03:04Z")
HHH has Terminators! Wait…what’s that? Is that? IT’S ROBOCOPS MUSIC!!! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1661 "2015-03-30T00:06:27Z")
Jeesuz they have spent a few million on entrances alone tonight! HHH’s entrance kicked much ass! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124.md?page=84)