# Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** boxing-wrestling-mma\ **Created:** [June 5, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124 "2014-06-05T15:34:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1662 "2015-03-30T00:09:56Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > Also, why was one of the drummers not painted up? 😛 My guess is he’s the zen drum master and does not misrepresent himself. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1663 "2015-03-30T00:13:06Z")
Hmm. Thought H’s Terminator entrance was pretty dumb, myself. Give me WM30 barbarian finery HHH any day. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1664 "2015-03-30T00:17:08Z")
How did Trips get such a big bruise on his thigh? ---
**Author:** ![Cell\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Cell\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cell_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1665 "2015-03-30T00:20:12Z")
The smell of Ben-gay at ringside must be overpowering. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1666 "2015-03-30T00:21:33Z")
The New World Oldsters are here. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1667 "2015-03-30T00:26:56Z")
Sting fears Rogaine. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1668 "2015-03-30T00:27:52Z")
Total clusterfuck as Trips needs to get all his buddies a payday. Made no damned sense at all and I’m not sure where they’re going with this. You see those bruises on Triple H’s thighs??? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1669 "2015-03-30T00:28:54Z")
Sigh…I guess Vince and Trips still won’t put WCW over, even after all these years. Also I wonder if they tried to get Goldberg for this, he would have been perfect here ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1670 "2015-03-30T00:30:34Z")
and now WCW has closure. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1671 "2015-03-30T00:36:48Z")
and now we see how they pay for their theme music. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1672 "2015-03-30T00:38:00Z")
It’s 'sisco, they needed metallica there ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1673 "2015-03-30T00:39:39Z")
So I decided to run out for beer, figuring there’d be a piss break match after Sting/HHH. Turned out I was even more right than I expected. Did anything interesting happen after the match? I pretty much skedaddled as soon as the three count hit. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1674 "2015-03-30T00:46:06Z")
Gosh. All three commentators are drinking Diet Mountain Dew. That must mean it’s a really cool drink and I should buy it. uh… no. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1675 "2015-03-30T00:49:49Z")
2 hours for 3 matches left? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1676 "2015-03-30T00:50:52Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > So I decided to run out for beer, figuring there’d be a piss break match after Sting/HHH. Turned out I was even more right than I expected. > > Did anything interesting happen after the match? I pretty much skedaddled as soon as the three count hit. Nyope. DB with a bunch of old IC holders, and a concert from the theeme song people ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1677 "2015-03-30T00:52:17Z")
Yay Pay Jay! Yay Pay Jay! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1678 "2015-03-30T00:55:52Z")
Kayfaber to the end, Lawler acts like he’s drinking his DMD even though the level of liquid has not dropped one iota. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1679 "2015-03-30T01:01:38Z")
The Bushcrutchers ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1680 "2015-03-30T01:03:25Z")
Gosh, I hope Cena doesn’t let down America. Time to play some MAA. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124/1681 "2015-03-30T01:08:46Z")
Hehehe they are Cold Warring the shit out of this match with the tanks and goose-stepping flag bearers and Lana wearing an afghan made of real Afghans. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-wwe-fans-in-the-audience-part-1/690124.md?page=85)