# Anybody care to crash a wedding for me? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 5, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409 "2002-06-05T00:28:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/1 "2002-06-05T00:28:52Z")
Not sure if this belongs in the BBQ Pit, but if not it’ll be moved. So, anyone interested? The wedding is on July 20 and I believe that it’s going to be in Florida. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/2 "2002-06-05T00:37:47Z")
Not sure if requests of this type belong on the board at all… ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/3 "2002-06-05T00:40:56Z")
Why on Earth would anybody want to crash the wedding of somebody they didn’t know, for reasons not explained ? If you have a problem with somebody at this wedding, why don’t you let off some steam and rant about it ? ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/4 "2002-06-05T01:22:43Z")
hey what exactly are you wanting done? you want someone to go take pictures? want someone to go drop off a gift you cant mail? more details Koom-ba more details. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/5 "2002-06-05T14:30:11Z")
\ Ready, and willing. Now I’ll leave you all to get ill with that mental image 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/6 "2002-06-05T15:17:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WSLer \* > \*\*The wedding is on July 20 and I believe that it’s going to be in Florida. \*\* I love this part! We’re not talking about Beth Shalom synagogue or the Country Club plaza at 5th and Vine here. The wedding might or might not be somewhere in the vicinity of an entire state. A fairly large one at that. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/7 "2002-06-05T15:35:32Z")
**Enderw24** , your sig just made me laugh… _Very_ funny! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/8 "2002-06-05T15:47:46Z")
I’d just try to put it all behind you **WSLer** and get on with your life; she’s not going to marry you whatever you do. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/9 "2002-06-05T18:11:12Z")
I can see it now: Officiant: “…speak now or forever hold your peace.” Anonymous Doper: “Yes, uh, Hi. You don’t know me, but, uh, well, you see, there’s this guy from Maryland, uh, do the initials WSL mean anything? No? Well, anyway, see, he asked us to, um, and then, uh, he wasn’t too specific, but, uh, he thought that, uh…” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/10 "2002-06-05T18:59:19Z")
Looks like a drive-by OP to me. Hope he’s driving down to Florida to crash that stupid wedding himself. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/11 "2002-06-05T19:08:55Z")
Dustin Hoffman in _The Graduate_: Elaine! Elaine! ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/12 "2002-06-06T02:32:57Z")
I’m already invited to that wedding. You can be my date - you just wanted to go to scope out the florist’s designs, right? ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-care-to-crash-a-wedding-for-me/112409/13 "2002-06-06T20:55:03Z")
ELAIN-- DAMMIT! ::mumbles, pulls out paper from pocket:: ANNNIE! AAAANNNIE!