# Anybody get'n tired of the "Hawt bisexual girls" theme? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2009, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403 "2009-09-17T03:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/21 "2009-09-17T15:49:15Z")
'Cause when they’re bisexual, there’s always that chance that they might do _you_ next. They won’t, of course, but you show me a man who limits his spank bank to girls he could actually get with and I’ll show you Brad Pitt. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/22 "2009-09-17T16:23:19Z")
> [@Telperien](#): > > Actual hot bisexual girls, I am in favor of. Fake-bi-paid-to-do-it-and-yet-don’t-even-do-it-arousingly-or-convincingly girls, I wish would disappear completely. Of course, I am a real-life not-hot bisexual girl who hasn’t had a girlfriend in (mumble) amount of years, so I may be biased. This. Well, I mean I’m not a woman but I agree with your sentiment. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/23 "2009-09-17T16:28:27Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > 'Cause when they’re bisexual, there’s always that chance that they might do _you_ next. > > They won’t, of course, but you show me a man who limits his spank bank to girls he could actually get with and I’ll show you Brad Pitt. OK, you just made me laugh out loud. My students are now wondering what I found so funny on CNN, which is what I told them I was reading. Thanks loads. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/24 "2009-09-17T16:34:32Z")
I live to sneeze over your little white tissue of lies. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/25 "2009-09-17T16:38:45Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > I’m as much a fan of hot bisexual girls as anyone but, c’mon now… does anyone think the film is actually going to _show_ anything? This sums it up for me. It’s not the girl-on-girl that bothers me, it’s the meritricious teasing without any delivery. It always bugs me when television tries to sell network safe non-porn as daring or “steamy” too. We have the internet now. Don’t let your promos write checks your ass can’t cash. There is no Megan Fox nudity in this movie, and the implication that there might be is the only thing they’re trying to sell it with. It’s an empty stereo box. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/26 "2009-09-17T16:40:52Z")
There are nude photos online of her walking on a wooden pier thing on a lake, apparently taken during filming of the movie. Surprisingly saggy tits. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/27 "2009-09-17T16:43:06Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I personally wonder when it will become hot twin on twin action, if girl-on-girl goes completely mainstream. The one theme I’ve seen repeated is that, as a particular fetish becomes popular, a more deviant fetish will fill the other one’s place. I think we’re starting to see more male homoerotica become more common, and not just in the context of serious studies of homosexuality, but guy-on-guy as entertainment for women. There have been hints of that on _True Blood_, for instance. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/28 "2009-09-17T16:44:07Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > There are nude photos online of her walking on a wooden pier thing on a lake, apparently taken during filming of the movie. Surprisingly saggy tits. They’re not really nude. She’s wearing underwear and pasties. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/29 "2009-09-17T16:51:23Z")
What **Diogenes** said. Sorta skin colored bottoms and pasties. In fact, she recently said that she plans to never take a nude role because (cue violins) that’s all she has left that’s still really her’s. So now there’s no reason to see her in anything. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/30 "2009-09-17T16:54:44Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > There are nude photos online of her walking on a wooden pier thing on a lake, apparently taken during filming of the movie. Surprisingly saggy tits. Not to hijack my own thread but I just saw that pic. I’d like a womans perspective on this. Would that flesh colored nipple patch thingy make you feel less naked/more comfortable? Seriously, why even bother? ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/31 "2009-09-17T16:57:40Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > I’m as much a fan of hot bisexual girls as anyone but, c’mon now… does anyone think the film is actually going to _show_ anything? > > I’m guessing the same people who think this flick will deliver in the hot bisexual girls department are those who see “Unrated Version” across some girl’s chest on a DVD cover and think “Wow, I bet this really has a lot of boobs in it!” Porn has ruined the teen sex comedy and movie nudity in general. Hint: If an unrated DVD was PG13 in theaters… ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/32 "2009-09-17T17:14:19Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I await the day when hawt bisexual girls are no longer a fad, but an accepted part of mainstream culture, appearing on McDonald’s cups and Saturday morning TV. Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/33 "2009-09-17T18:00:45Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > I’d like a womans perspective on this. Would that flesh colored nipple patch thingy make you feel less naked/more comfortable? I think it would make me less comfortable, just in terms of physical comfort (I’m not really comfortable naked but it’s a physical thing, not a mental/moral one). Pasties just don’t look very comfortable to me. I don’t see the point of having almost-naked pictures of you that try only not quite to look like you are naked. Either get naked or don’t, but cut the crap out. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/34 "2009-09-17T18:01:45Z")
Megan Fox is a mystery to me. Smokin’ hot body and face and yet when I see her I am totally turned off. Something about her screams “I’m a psycho mean bitch.” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/35 "2009-09-17T18:05:37Z")
I find mean bitches to be a huge turn-on. Maybe not the psycho part. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/36 "2009-09-17T18:08:04Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > Megan Fox is a mystery to me. Smokin’ hot body and face and yet when I see her I am totally turned off. **Something about her screams “I’m a psycho mean bitch.”** Maybe it’s all the reports of people saying she’s a psycho mean bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/37 "2009-09-17T18:58:54Z")
I’ve only seen Megan Fox in the _trailer_, and I’m already tired of her. As far as the hawt bisexual girl thing, I totally agree with **Telperien**. It’s only tiring when it’s obviously fake, and faked badly, and the sole purpose is one of titillating a bunch of dopey men who are either too lazy to look at real porn, or need an injection of hawt bisexual girl into every aspect of daily life to make it more livable. Legit hawt (or even not that hawt) bisexual girl-on-girl is definitely not tiring. I’m also totally up for some hawt bisexual guy-on-guy, action, as in _Velvet Goldmine_… > [@SHAKES](#): > > Not to hijack my own thread but I just saw that pic. > > I’d like a womans perspective on this. Would that flesh colored nipple patch thingy make you feel less naked/more comfortable? > > Seriously, why even bother? Girl (coincidentally, self-reported hot and bisexual, though also probably mean and moderately psycho) checking in. I have also wondered this for a while. Why would anyone prefer looking like they were born without nipples over just plain being naked? Pasties would make me feel 100% _more_ uncomfortable. If they’d have to cover them up for censorship reasons later, pixilate 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/38 "2009-09-17T19:08:12Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > There are nude photos online of her walking on a wooden pier thing on a lake, apparently taken during filming of the movie. Surprisingly saggy tits. I’m sorry, but I can’t let this slide. Saggy compared to what? Weather balloons? ([NSFW photo](http://purelymag.com/public/Public/Update%20Samples/Megan%20Fox%20-%20Naked%20(tape)%20on%20the%20set%20of%20Jennifers%20Body%2013.jpg).) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/39 "2009-09-17T19:34:02Z")
> [@Orange\_Skinner](#): > > … > > Girl (coincidentally, self-reported hot and bisexual, though also probably mean and moderately psycho) checking in. I have also wondered this for a while. Why would anyone prefer looking like they were born without nipples over just plain being naked? Pasties would make me feel 100% _more_ uncomfortable. If they’d have to cover them up for censorship reasons later, pixilate 'em. Hell, just shoot those few seconds twice, once with nipples, and once without. What I can’t figure out is, why sit through yet another lame vampire movie just for a few minutes of simulated sex? If you want hawt bisexual action, walk past _Jennifer’s Body_ right to the adult section of the video store. Sure, the porno girls can’t act, but neither can Megan Fox. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/40 "2009-09-17T19:34:26Z")
They look quite different in the video. Must have been on the upswing in that shot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403.md?page=3)