# Anybody get'n tired of the "Hawt bisexual girls" theme? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2009, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403 "2009-09-17T03:37:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/41 "2009-09-17T19:50:22Z")
Most of us hetero girls really, really, really have no idea why most hetero men have such an over-the-top reaction to this meme. It’s not that you find it sexy in a general way, amongst all the other things you find sexy. It’s that the drooling is so Pavlovian as to be ridiculous. Y’all have been way, way overconditioned on this and it’s getting a little silly. To add insult to injury, pop culture is, by and large, created by men for men. Therefore, any equal time for hott bi-boy-on-bi-boy action is out of the question. Yes, some of us girls would find that sexy in a general way, and would simply enjoy a little, um, tit for tat, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, even on the rare occasion where we do get to see such hottness, it’s so “controversial” and so many guys (and some women) get so squicked out that it’s truly laughable. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/42 "2009-09-17T20:58:30Z")
> [@Claire\_Beauchamp](#): > > Most of us hetero girls really, really, really have no idea why most hetero men have such an over-the-top reaction to this meme. It’s not that you find it sexy in a general way, amongst all the other things you find sexy. It’s that the drooling is so Pavlovian as to be ridiculous. Y’all have been way, way overconditioned on this and it’s getting a little silly. **Claire** , would you please stop acting like some sort of arbiter of what we should and shouldn’t like? ---
**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/43 "2009-09-17T21:01:08Z")
> [@Grumman](#): > > **Claire** , would you please stop acting like some sort of arbiter of what we should and shouldn’t like? Well sure, as soon as people stop posting questions about what we should and shouldn’t like. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/44 "2009-09-17T21:43:15Z")
> [@Claire\_Beauchamp](#): > > Most of us hetero girls really, really, really have no idea why most hetero men have such an over-the-top reaction to this meme. It’s not that you find it sexy in a general way, amongst all the other things you find sexy. It’s that the drooling is so Pavlovian as to be ridiculous. Y’all have been way, way overconditioned on this and it’s getting a little silly. Um, I feel the exact same way about two boys making out, so I can’t complain. (See the ‘best slash pairing’ thread for more details ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/45 "2009-09-17T21:49:38Z")
> [@Claire\_Beauchamp](#): > > Well sure, as soon as people stop posting questions about what we should and shouldn’t like. The question _wasn’t_ about what we should and shouldn’t like - it was about what we _do_ and _don’t_ like. There was no reason to insult us by writing off our preferences as Pavlovian conditioning. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/46 "2009-09-17T22:04:24Z")
Kristen Bell in a hawt bisexual clinche would certainly make **me** drool! ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/47 "2009-09-17T22:39:07Z")
Lesbians are porn efficient! It’s sex with a greater density of women! - [Jeff Murdock](http://comedy.ruben606.com/2009/03/honouring-jef-murdock-bbcs-coupling.html) He was a barking mad welshman, but he had a point. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403/48 "2009-09-17T22:42:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Kristen Bell in a hawt bisexual clinche would certainly make **me** drool! I got all excited when I read “Kristen Bell…hawt bisexual” then I got sad when I saw “would.” ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-getn-tired-of-the-hawt-bisexual-girls-theme/510403.md?page=2)