# Anybody here ever try chocolate wine?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Tags:** wine
**Created:** [March 9, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096 "2011-03-09T21:56:51Z")
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### Author: ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/1 "2011-03-09T21:56:51Z")

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I keep seeing this stuff, ChocoVine, in my area liquor store. It’s a blend of dark Dutch chocolate and French Cabernet. On the one hand, I’m intrigued; on the other hand, it might just be disgusting.

Any experiences? Thoughts?

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### Author: ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/2 "2011-03-09T22:07:35Z")

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Chocolate pairs well with wine. It would certainly be interesting. I say try it.

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### Author: ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)
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Chocolate makes everything better. Everything.

I gotta find me some of this…

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### Author: ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/4 "2011-03-09T22:14:36Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> Chocolate pairs well with wine. It would certainly be interesting. I say try it.

You think so? I thought chocolate was one of the most difficult things to pair with wine. My wife and I received a chocolate wine as a gift – not the same one as in the OP. It was… different. If you thought of it like a liqueur – thought really hard – it was kind of OK. But really, it just seemed like a mistake.

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### Author: ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)
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They sell it at Cost Plus World Market, if anyone is looking for a bottle. But I haven’t tried it.

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/6 "2011-03-09T22:29:40Z")

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Maybe if you tried cooking with it. Like, making _coq au vin_ with ChocoVine?

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### Author: ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/7 "2011-03-09T22:38:21Z")

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I tried it. It was meh. My wife–who likes chocolate and wine a lot–agreed with me.

By all means try it and form your own opinion, but I’d rather get a really good bottle of wine (actually, port for me) and a bar of really good chocolate.

Or go for broke and get a bottle of Godiva chocolate liqueur. It’s more expensive than the choco-wine, but it’s MUCH better.

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### Author: ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/8 "2011-03-09T23:17:11Z")

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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:7, topic:574096”]

I tried it. It was meh. My wife–who likes chocolate and wine a lot–agreed with me.

By all means try it and form your own opinion, but I’d rather get a really good bottle of wine (actually, port for me) and a bar of really good chocolate.

Or go for broke and get a bottle of Godiva chocolate liqueur. It’s more expensive than the choco-wine, but it’s MUCH better.  
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I _do_ like the Godiva! I’ve got a great chocolate martini recipe I make with it from time to time (and no one needs to post, pointing out that it’s not a _real_ ‘martini’; I know that already).

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### Author: ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/9 "2011-03-09T23:19:24Z")

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I’ve tried it. Tastes like Bailey’s.

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### Author: ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/10 "2011-03-09T23:22:14Z")

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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:7, topic:574096”]

Or go for broke and get a bottle of Godiva chocolate liqueur. It’s more expensive than the choco-wine, but it’s MUCH better.  
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“And in other news, Tully Mars was found lying on the floor in his living room on Thursday morning, in what appeared to be a diabetic coma. Emergency medical personnel said, “We think it’s a diabetic coma, but we’ve never seen someone comatose and in such an obvious state of sexual arousal. And, what’s with the grin on his face?” Several empty bottles were found within arm’s reach, so alcohol may have been involved.” …

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### Author: ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/11 "2011-03-10T00:00:58Z")

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I’ve not had the Chocovine, but Rosenblum Cellars used to make a “port” to which they mixed chocolate syrup. Strange, but very tasty in a chocolate raspberry liqueur way. They used to call it Danielle, but the current version is named [Desiree](https://www.rosenblumcellars.com/shop/item.jsp?itemid=391&catid=119), for some reason.

Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, as has already been noted, is also very tasty.

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### Author: ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)
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I had some Finger Lakes chocolate wine (it may have had cherries or raspberries in it too; I can’t remember), and it was passable. Fairly sweet and not at all classy, but it was balanced and good enough. I wouldn’t go out of my way for it, however.

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#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/13 "2011-03-10T00:31:30Z")

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Tried it … Horrible

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### Author: ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)
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It tastes nothing like wine, or a chocolate liqueur. I think it’s closer to YooHoo than anything else. This, depending on your perspective, can be a good thing or a bad thing. Those of you who envision a premium dark chocolate paired with a nice chewy zinfandel will be horribly disappointed. Those of you who think the only thing keeping a glass of chocolate milk and peanut butter cookie from attaining perfection is a little alcohol will be very pleased.

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#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/15 "2011-03-10T00:54:25Z")

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Apparently, as with most things in life, it’s a matter of personal taste. I loved it… and I’m not really much of a chocolate lover. I thought the stuff was darn tasty. I have only had it in limited quantities, though. I would imagine that after a few drinks it would start to get a wee bit cloying.

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#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/16 "2011-03-10T01:52:12Z")

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> [@SuperNelson](#):
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> It tastes nothing like wine, or a chocolate liqueur. I think it’s closer to YooHoo than anything else. This, depending on your perspective, can be a good thing or a bad thing. Those of you who envision a premium dark chocolate paired with a nice chewy zinfandel will be horribly disappointed. Those of you who think the only thing keeping a glass of chocolate milk and peanut butter cookie from attaining perfection is a little alcohol will be very pleased.

Came in here to say the YooHoo comment. Some relatives picked up a couple bottles last summer, yucko IMO. And I am FAR from any kind of wine or booze snob! The most expensive wine I’ve ever bought was like $15.

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### Author: ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/17 "2011-03-10T01:56:23Z")

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Well, all of this input is leading me to think maybe I should just ‘say no’! 😉

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#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/18 "2011-03-10T02:00:29Z")

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> [@Sattua](#):
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> I’ve tried it. Tastes like Bailey’s.

Yes. I liked it, but yes.

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#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/19 "2011-03-10T02:03:20Z")

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I’ve wondered this one myself. As somebody who likes YooHoo and Bailey’s, I might just have to grab a bottle. I’m a snob, but a snob who doesn’t mind slumming with something horrible-yet-delightful.

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### Author: ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-here-ever-try-chocolate-wine/574096/20 "2011-03-10T02:05:26Z")

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I got a bottle for Christmas and haven’t opened it yet. Are you supposed to chill it first?

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