John Travolta turned me into a newt once.
But I’m much better now.
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John Travolta turned me into a newt once.
But I’m much better now.
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Birds of a feather…
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My Father-in-law’s wife and her daughter and son-in-law are all Scientologists. And yet, FIL’s wife insists that she has memories of being a bear in North America in one of her previous lives - and I just don’t know how to respond to that… in love at least…
Grim
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Clearly, you need to contact Stephen Colbert on this matter.
I drove past a Scientology Center once. There was a guy outside smoking a cigerette. I wanted to roll down the window and shout, “Hey, that is not good for you!” but then realized he might think that I was telling him fags were unhealthy, not the L. Ron Hubbard stuff.
I once ordered a plate of steamers, and when they arrived, I could have sworn I heard one crying, “Help me, Tom Cruise! Help Me!!!” 