# Anybody know of a good way to get rid of smurfs? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653 "2005-06-17T04:43:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/101 "2005-10-12T18:35:40Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > Oh c’mon, it’s only a couple months old. It’s relevant! Well, yes, it is … The fact is, I just like saying (err, typing) “zombie smurf”. Zombie Smurf! Zombie Smurf! Zombie Smurf! Zombie Smurf! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/102 "2005-10-12T18:37:31Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Well, yes, it is … The fact is, I just like saying (err, typing) “zombie smurf”. > > Zombie Smurf! > Zombie Smurf! > Zombie Smurf! > Zombie Smurf! [ROB Zombie Smurf](http://www.willy-crista.nl/smurf/images/smurfen/rob%20zombie%20smurf.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/103 "2005-10-12T19:34:57Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > [ROB Zombie Smurf](http://www.willy-crista.nl/smurf/images/smurfen/rob%20zombie%20smurf.JPG) _:: Carefully puts down can of soda :: :: Carefully swallows drink of soda :: :: Proceeds to laugh ass off without ruining keyboard or monitor::_ ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/104 "2005-10-12T22:37:39Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > [ROB Zombie Smurf](http://www.willy-crista.nl/smurf/images/smurfen/rob%20zombie%20smurf.JPG) Bastard, that’s twice today I’ve nearly sprayed my coffee. You people have to STOP the MADNESS. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/105 "2006-11-29T21:50:52Z")
Psst! Good News!! [Rumor has it they are finally gonna produce the 3-D Smurf movie that will finally explain the mysteries of Smurf sex!!!](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2006550381,00.html) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/106 "2006-11-29T22:09:10Z")
Will it go into detail about 3-D Smurf Zombie sex? (Hasn’t this one been resurrected before?) 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/107 "2006-11-29T22:27:07Z")
HattifNats, actually. I usually spray them with orange paint. They dissapear at once, but I’m not sure if they dissolve, or turn invisible… ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/108 "2006-11-29T22:35:46Z")
Looks at date in thread… [Zombie Smurf] Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!! [/ZS] ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/109 "2006-11-29T23:11:47Z")
[QUOTE=ouryL] Psst! Good News!! [Rumor has it they are finally gonna produce the 3-D Smurf movie that will finally explain the mysteries of Smurf sex!!!](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2006550381,00.html) [/QUOTE] LOTR Smurfs? 😕 Is the one in the middle Gandalf Smurf? ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/110 "2006-11-29T23:56:28Z")
[QUOTE=Aangelica] Nono - you’re all wrong. What you need to do is give them all shoes! Yes! Shoes Oh…wait… that’s how you get rid of brownies. [/QUOTE] Before this is closed, I have to point out that you are wrong here, too. It’s the Alpha Centaurians that want shoes. Because they already got world peace, you know. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/111 "2006-11-29T23:58:32Z")
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher] LOTR Smurfs? 😕 Is the one in the middle Gandalf Smurf? [/QUOTE] You guys could be arrested for this stuff in Eastern Europe. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653/112 "2006-11-30T03:17:55Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] The [Nac Mac Feegles](http://www.paulkidby.com/feegles/) would make short order of them. But then you’d have a cure worse than the disease. Unless you’re a witch, of course. [/QUOTE] I love those books! You should abso-smurf-ly smurf them. But if you can capture Hunky Smurf, save him for me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-know-of-a-good-way-to-get-rid-of-smurfs/308653.md?page=5)