# anybody masterbated in car while driving **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 31, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708 "2002-05-31T11:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yo\_han\_go](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yo_han_go/32/130_2.png) [@yo\_han\_go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yo_han_go)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/1 "2002-05-31T11:16:01Z")
I haven’t. Yet. You see there is good 20 min drive from my home to my working place and vice versa. I do not own a car radio so the drive is a little borring. But thera are a lot of stop lights on the way, and those huge jumbo comercials on the road sides with all that but nekkid ladies on them (remember, I’m from europe) and sexy roller girlies on sidewalk and cute female drivers in the paralel lanes… You got the idea. I’m not realy an exebicionist, but maybe, one day, I’ll collect some courage and tried this. Anyone with expirience? ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/2 "2002-05-31T11:24:10Z")
yes, I have. Not because of other drivers, though 😛 Got about an hour’s drive, plenty of time… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/3 "2002-05-31T12:04:07Z")
I have masturbated most everywhere. Watch where you sit. 😃 Car? Try a BICYCLE! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/4 "2002-05-31T12:37:06Z")
Yup. Those long drives through the western part of the US can get pretty boring, soooo… ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/5 "2002-05-31T13:31:46Z")
A “friend” of mine did it on the school bus once. Lisa B’s boobies were bouncing so nicely, that I, er, he couldn’t take it anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/6 "2002-05-31T13:39:11Z")
Just checked out Venoma’s photo page…now I feel like I need to take a little “drive” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/7 "2002-05-31T14:16:25Z")
Just make sure you use a hands free set, a.k.a someone else. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/8 "2002-05-31T14:52:25Z")
Me doing myself or me doing the passenger or the passenger doing me? Just don’t get caught, its like so easy for them to report a license plate. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/9 "2002-05-31T15:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*Me doing myself or me doing the passenger or the passenger doing me? > > Just don’t get caught, its like so easy for them to report a license plate. \*\* What ever floats your sick boat pal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/10 "2002-05-31T16:34:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*Me doing myself or me doing the passenger or the passenger doing me? > > Just don’t get caught, its like so easy for them to report a license plate. \*\* That’s why you do it at night, or with tinted windows. ---
**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/11 "2002-05-31T16:47:34Z")
I’ve done it a couple of times before. I wasn’t _looking_ to do it, I just got bored- I was alone, and it was night time so no one could see in. I probably would do it more often if I drove an automatic, or if I drove a lot of miles every day. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/12 "2002-05-31T18:28:32Z")
A few years back I had a boyfriend with a car. Let’s just say one night he had two stick shifts to tend to… :eek: Elaine: He took it out. Jerry: He took what out? Elaine: It. I guess I did the same thing… but weren’t parked. We were cruising down avenue du Parc. 😃 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/13 "2002-05-31T19:54:41Z")
Oh, and I also know someone who did it in an empty metro car as it passed under the St. Lawrence river (quite a long stretch). - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/14 "2002-05-31T20:18:18Z")
There was a report recently of some guy who was suspiciously circling a supermarket parking lot. The store’s owner called the and the guy was busted for unsafe driving; they could have cited him for indecent exposure too but there were no witnesses. Based on what was found in the guys car, items such as used kleenex and magazines, the LEOs concluded the guy was servicing himself. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/15 "2002-05-31T20:21:48Z")
OK, that was supposed to have read, “The store’s owner called the cops…” I have no idea where the “cops” went, maybe it took a coffee break? ---
**Author:** ![BeatenMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@BeatenMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeatenMan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/16 "2002-05-31T20:53:47Z")
I have masterbated in a car, for I am a beaten Man. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/17 "2002-05-31T21:37:34Z")
I know of someone first-hand (no pun intended, you sickos) who was a low-level exhibitionist and masturbated in his car in various places. Sadly for him, he was seen twice by the same person, a woman who accused him of stalking her. He was convicted of a sex offense, spent a year in jail, and now has to alert the local authorities wherever he goes anywhere for more than a few days at a time. He’s a really good guy; this was just a minor, if unfortunate and kind of icky, sexual quirk that went very badly for him due to an unpredictable confluence of events. He’s branded for life, now, and it’s really sad. I’m one of the few who knows his secret. Take this as a friendly warning. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/18 "2002-05-31T21:44:54Z")
Yes I have. That’s a long stretch of Hwy 51 between Tulsa and Stillwater ---
**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/20 "2002-05-31T22:18:06Z")
Dangerous in what sense? Dangerous that you could get caught or dangerous that you could cause an accident?? If you have tinted windows or are doing it at night I don’t think you can be seen. And it no more affects your driving ability than eating in the car or talking on the cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/21 "2002-05-31T22:39:39Z")
\*\*This thread should be removed as encouraging something illegal.\*\*Discussing past events is not illegal, whether the events themselves are legal or not. Noone here has encouraged anyone to do anything, there are no instructions on how to do it. Noone is encouraging anything. Can you provide a link to a statute which prohibits this, as long as it is unseen by anyone else? Indecent exposure is one thing. Jacking off unseen is another. Welcome to the boards, too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708.md?page=2)