# anybody masterbated in car while driving **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 31, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708 "2002-05-31T11:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cagiva650](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cagiva650](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cagiva650)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/22 "2002-06-01T00:42:27Z")
As a young woman growing up in south florida more than once or twice in fact numerous times I was subjected to pervs in the next lane handjivin while driving, just inching it up a little higher so I could see. And once a perv yanked his dank off of a ten speed bike while a girlfriend and I were walking home from softball practice. Oh and on the excursions to the beach there was usually some lush blowing his wad in full view. So masturbating while driving is not as innocent as some think, and what is done with the byproduct - do you lick it up? Saltlicks for the perpetually horny? Give me a GD break! ---
**Author:** ![dead0man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@dead0man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dead0man)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/23 "2002-06-01T00:42:29Z")
yes dead0man ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/24 "2002-06-01T00:47:49Z")
Hey! Coming and going don’t mix! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/25 "2002-06-01T01:59:34Z")
I caught a guy doing it sitting in the handicapped parking space where I work, which is the first space near the door. So I know guys do it, but do women? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/26 "2002-06-01T02:02:32Z")
Apparently no one here has ever read the Stephen King novel, _Thinner_… ---
**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/27 "2002-06-01T02:10:24Z")
yes, women do it. um, at least some. exhibitionism is not only a male trait, but usually women don’t get as much objection, or at least not from my experience. but you still have other things to worry about, like, what to do if a trucker spots you and wants to see more? could get scarry fast. cops don’t seem to mind women naked in cars though. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/28 "2002-06-01T04:37:27Z")
uh, yes. Anything more would be TMI! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Torus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@Torus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/29 "2002-06-01T05:04:11Z")
Yes. I thought this is what cruise control was invented for. And it has nothing to do with exhibitionism…in my case anyway. Only at night, on a long and lonely stretch of highway, in a moving car. I think I’d be mortified if anyone saw me. ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/30 "2002-06-01T10:02:36Z")
It’s got to be more distracting than cell phoning. :eek: :o Are you sure you don’t start swerving all over the road when you get to the, er, end of the operation?? 😕 Or do you guys have wayyy more self control than I? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/31 "2002-06-01T11:24:23Z")
…checks in to admit… _blush_ So, I have, yes! Just once, on a highway at night. Did you have to ask??? 😛 [sub] **Watermelon Man** - who thinks he must admit the truth whenever he is asked the right questions[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/32 "2002-06-01T13:42:26Z")
Nenya, ya gotta try and time it so you’re on a straight stretch 😃 cagiva, I do have a friend who was subjected to a pervert asking her for directions while pullin his pud, so I realize that yes, there are a load of pervs out there. I’m not gonna be flickin it while asking an old grammy how to get to the closest IHOP, though… and being a woman means little/no cleanup. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/33 "2002-06-01T22:09:07Z")
[sub]yes[/sub] But never again. It \*really \*annoyed the rest of the car pool. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/34 "2002-06-01T22:22:05Z")
Try driving round the Red Light District you’ll get a hard-on easily and it’ll be a free orgasm! ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/35 "2002-06-01T22:45:15Z")
[small hijack] One time on travel in Washington, DC with some others I was driving our group across the 12th (or maybe its the 14th) St. bridge back to the hotel in Arlington when the car suddenly slowed down and coasted to a stop. The engine was running and all seemed normal but pushing on the accelerator did nothing. So my boss, who was in the front seat with me, started looking around down there and discovered that the mechanism was a cable-pull type and the cable had come unhooked from the pedal. So he worked the cable by hand while I drove and gave directions like, “Speed up, Slow down, or Go steady” and we got home OK and clear into a hotel basement parking spot. In order to do this trick he had to lay with his head, face down, in my lap and you should have **seen** the looks we got from other drivers who passed us on the right (the car was a Pinto and quite low down). I’ll bet yet today there are people at cocktail parties who are saying, “You think _that’s_ something, you should have seen what I saw one day driving across the 12th St. Bridge!”[/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/36 "2002-06-01T23:12:51Z")
Come on David do you think we were born yesterday? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/37 "2002-06-02T01:34:14Z")
Yes. On a long trip from North Carolina. South end of the Jersey Turnpike in broad daylight. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/38 "2002-06-02T02:25:49Z")
God some of you are strange. Why would you want to wank whilest driving??? ---
**Author:** ![Candid\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Candid\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candid_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/39 "2002-06-02T02:43:15Z")
I have not done so myslef, but I have been a passenger and _done a few things_ to the driver while we were driving down the road. Also in the back seat, traveling with my ex’s parents in the front. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/40 "2002-06-02T05:19:38Z")
I am so glad to hear I’m not the only sicko on this board 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/41 "2002-06-02T05:41:04Z")
**The Griffin** - "_God some of you are strange. Why would you want to wank whilest driving???_ Short answer- because having an orgasm is better than _not_ having an orgasm. Sure, it would be better with a partner, or better someplace else, but you take what you can get. If you have to be at a job sight at 7:00 in the morning and it’s an hour and a half drive, what else is there to do? Listen to Rush Limbaugh?? **Nenya\_Elizabeth** - “_Are you sure you don’t start swerving all over the road when you get to the, er, end of the operation?"_” Positve. No different than changing the radio station. For me, anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708.md?page=3)