# anybody masterbated in car while driving **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 31, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708 "2002-05-31T11:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/42 "2002-06-02T05:49:38Z")
**Venoma** - “_cagiva, I do have a friend who was subjected to a pervert asking her for directions while pullin his pud, so I realize that yes, there are a load of pervs out there._” If the guy asking for directions has a large map that is unfolded so it is covering his lap, it’s probably a good idea to stay away. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/43 "2002-06-02T06:46:34Z")
This is a bit overboard. I am opposed to cell phones, eating, and now I guess masturbating while driving. Come on, who is THAT pressed for time? I mean, come on, this is placing people lives at stake. At the very least, wear a seatbelt. At least now I know why people aren’t using their turn signals. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/44 "2002-06-02T07:16:47Z")
This has never even occurred to me. I guess I’ve never had anything in my car arousing enough to inspire me. And I can’t make anything up myself because I am too busy driving. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/45 "2002-06-02T07:28:49Z")
Yeah, I’ve done it. I used to have a long commute to work, early in the morning. I drove against the flow of traffic, so I often had the whole road to myself. Better to be done with it than to suffer from an aching erection for an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/46 "2002-06-02T12:29:39Z")
Sometimes it scares me to think of things other people do that never even occured to me. But then I don’t have a car and rarely drive. ---
**Author:** ![flapcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@flapcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flapcats)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/47 "2002-06-02T13:31:04Z")
This is an odd thread. Perhaps the eco slogan ‘walk to work’ slipped an L for an N… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/48 "2002-06-02T17:53:32Z")
Please explain: when you cum, where do you aim it? At the open sunroof? Out the window? Or does it splatter all over the windscreen, steering wheel, facia, and your pants and shirt? ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/49 "2002-06-02T19:29:49Z")
Well, you guys and gals, I think it’s time to tell Qwisp that all these stories were made up to see who we could rope in and get to admit their filthy habit. Qwisp, the highway patrol is speeding to your door right now. Be prepared to do heavy time. At least in the Big House the other prisoners will make sure you get lots and lots of sex! I think I’ll take a “nap” and think about that right now. ---
**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/50 "2002-06-02T20:34:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Griffin \* > \*\*Please explain: when you cum, where do you aim it? At the open sunroof? Out the window? Or does it splatter all over the windscreen, steering wheel, facia, and your pants and shirt? \*\* Who are you? Peter North?! ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/51 "2002-06-02T21:17:38Z")
To those who find it difficult to imagine 'cause it’s “so dangerous” - remember that in much of the United States during much of rush hour traffic simply doesn’t move. That’s why American cars are automatic, and have so many goodies in them… ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/52 "2002-06-02T21:53:17Z")
I just noticed the poster’s name that started this thread… **Yo Han Go** bwaaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaa:D ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/53 "2002-06-02T22:12:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dale The Bold \* > \*\*At least now I know why people aren’t using their turn signals. \*\* Polishing the rocket is no excuse for not properly signaling a turn. Besides, unless you’re using both hands, you’d still have your left hand free to operate the blinker. ---
**Author:** ![cagiva650](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cagiva650](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cagiva650)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/54 "2002-06-03T01:23:37Z")
So does it matter what you’re driving? What color vehicle? And what are the turn-ons that lead you to this road cherry? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/55 "2002-06-03T05:50:17Z")
One hand for the cell phone, one for the signal indicator, one for the penis, two for the steering wheel. No wonder people take driver’s education. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/56 "2002-06-04T18:34:48Z")
Okay, this is just begging for TMI, but, guys, where does “it” all go? ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/57 "2002-06-04T20:22:21Z")
I tried to once, but I was too drunk to get it up… ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/58 "2002-06-04T23:59:50Z")
I’ve done it twice, both were on long, empty roads, with a lot of time, and both times were many years ago, when I was a horny teenager without a girlfriend. The second time I almost drove off the road (I didn’t have cruise and slammed the gas at the end) and so that about ended the desire to ever do it again. Jman ---
**Author:** ![Torus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@Torus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torus)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/59 "2002-06-05T00:52:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*Okay, this is just begging for TMI, but, guys, where does “it” all go? \*\* I use an empty gallon milk jug. One session fills it up about three quarters of the way to the top. Hope that helps. ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/60 "2002-06-05T01:25:43Z")
I’ve never done it to myself, but I did do it to my g/f while she was in the passenger seat and I was driving. It was interesting going 75 (mph) while leaning over that far AND staying in the lane ;). ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/61 "2002-06-05T07:12:23Z")
😃 I was driving down the highway on 95 in Baltimore,Md. about 3 exits before the tunnel and I looked over and there was this Hot blond guy about 30yrs old in a red sports car jacking off compleately nude. He looked over and saw me watching and getting closer to his car to see more clearly and he thrusted his croutch up to give me a better look…:eek: OMG it was nice and big and juicy. _(This whole time this was happening i had my mother and 2 friends in the car and we all were looking…)_ We got closer to the tunnel and he reached over just in time for the toll booth and wiggled on a pair of shorts… I didnt even need to go through the tunnel… But i was hooked… 🙂 LOL Dam i want to go driving right now.😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708.md?page=4)