# anybody masterbated in car while driving **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 31, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708 "2002-05-31T11:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![sexyblonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@sexyblonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sexyblonde)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/62 "2002-06-05T11:38:27Z")
Okay, why are so many people upset about this? I’ve never had anyone telling me giving a blow job to some guy while he’s driving is unsafe. Why should masterbating be any different? I am a woman who has done is several times by myself and have also had someone do it to me. Cruise control is a wonderful invention!!! ---
**Author:** ![yo\_han\_go](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yo_han_go/32/130_2.png) [@yo\_han\_go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yo_han_go)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/63 "2002-06-05T13:11:09Z")
> [@](#): > > I just noticed the poster’s name that started this thread… > > Yo Han Go > > bwaaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaa It was invented for that message board, but not for this topic specificaly. Fuck guys. I shit my pants reading this topic. You pervs. So, we could now assume a fair percent of all accidents happens because of wank-driving… ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/64 "2002-06-05T21:45:44Z")
Oh come on, we’ve always known that a fair percent of all accidents were caused by wankers. Oh, and I can drive a stick shift without cruise control through the mixmaster of a major metropolitan area during rush hour without missing any lane change turn signals only using one hand. My left hand. It’s true, ask my wife 😉 Steven ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/65 "2002-06-06T22:23:26Z")
Cruising around after the bars close is the best time to wank (just dont get caught) and everything should go fine. 🙂 There are some people looking for a good time at that time of night and you are just making it easier for them by showing of the goods… 😃 That way you know what you are getting. Let me know if anyone else does this and ill be on the lookout for you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/66 "2002-06-07T01:38:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*I have masturbated most everywhere. Watch where you sit. 😃 > > Car? Try a BICYCLE! \*\* How about a train car or a public bus? Just thought id ask and keep a look out too.😉 Oh yeah how about at a sporting event? **???Has anyone wanked off in a wierd place???** ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/67 "2002-06-07T06:23:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*I caught a guy doing it sitting in the handicapped parking space where I work, which > is the first space near the door. So I know guys do it, but do women? \*\* So you work in a handicapped parking space? What are you, a doormat? ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/68 "2002-06-08T07:44:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*I caught a guy doing it sitting in the handicapped parking space where I work, which > is the first space near the door. So I know guys do it, but do women? \*\* How nice of him to do it right up front so no one had to search the whole parking lot to find him… (thats such a pain…LOL) location location location 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/69 "2002-06-09T05:09:45Z")
No, but I plan on it. ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708/70 "2002-06-10T07:49:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Princhester \* > \*\* > > So you work in a handicapped parking space? What are you, a doormat? \*\* Better yet a steering wheel so we/you could watch… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-masterbated-in-car-while-driving/111708.md?page=3)