# Anybody seen my keys?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-seen-my-keys/15007>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-seen-my-keys/15007 "2000-03-21T02:17:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-seen-my-keys/15007/21 "2000-03-22T04:26:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Durno:  
> \*\*No, depend on it, they’re down the back of the sofa, along with three odd socks and half a piece of v old toast  
> \*\*

Damn, I was _wondering_ where those socks had gone to…

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**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-seen-my-keys/15007/22 "2000-03-22T04:30:00Z")

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Did you leave them in the door again?

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-seen-my-keys/15007/23 "2000-03-22T04:54:00Z")

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Did you check the fridge?

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I will not instigate revolution.

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**Author:** ![bedboy3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@bedboy3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy3)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-seen-my-keys/15007/24 "2000-03-22T05:07:00Z")

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are you still drunk?..the cops still have them.

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