# Anybody want a rim job? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124 "2006-07-26T18:15:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/21 "2006-07-26T20:59:51Z")
Exquisite rant. But I confess that I will now have to go try this delightful beverage, because that’s the way I am. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/22 "2006-07-26T20:59:53Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] I rather like the diet coke black cherry vanilla. **Hold the ass**. [/QUOTE] (bolding mine) I do, every chance I get. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/23 "2006-07-26T21:42:29Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] I’ll take the rim job from **ShelliBean**. [/QUOTE] You had better be packing some diet soft drinks Mister or Missus, whatever the case may be! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/24 "2006-07-26T21:50:06Z")
Timely rant. I got home today and found this in the fridge - ElzaHub bought some by mistake today, thinking it was like regular Dr. Pepper Black Cherry Vanilla, not realizing it was a diet drink (which he won’t drink). So the bottle is unopened in the fridge and now I’m tempted to go get it and take a few sips. Even after reading your rant. It’s like needing to try and touch a hot griddle when you KNOW it’s hot and it’ll burn you. E. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/25 "2006-07-26T21:51:56Z")
[QUOTE=Elza B] … I got home today and found this in the fridge … and now I’m tempted to go get it and take a few sips. … It’s like needing to try and touch a hot griddle when you KNOW it’s hot and it’ll burn you. [/QUOTE] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/26 "2006-07-26T21:57:19Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!!! [/QUOTE] Goddammit, I can’t do it with beer, I might as well do it with crappy soda. Son of a bitch, it tastes like bubble gum. Sugarless, crappy bubble gum that’s been on the shelves for six years. That was nasty. Seriously nasty. ElzaHub said “I’ve just tasted terrorism.” E. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/27 "2006-07-26T22:10:36Z")
It’s alright, **Elza**. You did it for Science and the, uh, Enforwarding of Mankind. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/28 "2006-07-26T22:13:38Z")
[QUOTE=ShelliBean] You had better be packing some diet soft drinks Mister or Missus, whatever the case may be! [/QUOTE] Mister, and we have some wonderful diet soda in the UK, good and bad. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/29 "2006-07-26T22:21:40Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] It’s alright, **Elza**. You did it for Science and the, uh, Enforwarding of Mankind. [/QUOTE] Actually, I did it because I just have no willpower. 😃 E. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/30 "2006-07-26T22:53:41Z")
[QUOTE=Euthanasiast] acesulfame potassium (never heard of that one before, [/QUOTE] Ace-K is a sweetener that works synergistically with aspartame. Most people, if I recall correctly, think the combination flavor is closer to sugar than either alone. The pair is also used in Coke Zero. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/31 "2006-07-27T00:06:58Z")
Great Rant. 🆒 However, now I _have_ to try this shit. Damn. Is it worse than Diet Jolt? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/32 "2006-07-27T00:16:52Z")
[QUOTE=Elza B] “I’ve just tasted terrorism.” [/QUOTE] Dammit…and I avoided drinking anything throughout the OP, so as to avoid spewing it out my nose! ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/33 "2006-07-27T01:21:00Z")
[QUOTE=Elza B] ElzaHub said “I’ve just tasted terrorism.” E. [/QUOTE] Damn, I wish I’d thought of that one. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/34 "2006-07-27T06:44:16Z")
I’ll take one. Hope you like the “dingle” variety of “razz” berries. ---
**Author:** ![Seymour\_Gams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Seymour\_Gams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seymour_Gams)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/35 "2006-07-27T08:15:44Z")
_raises his hand_ I could use a drink and a rim-job if you’re offering. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/36 "2006-07-27T15:59:52Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] What percentage of them do you anticipate will be car accessory afficionados? [/QUOTE] Yeah, does the offer include hubcaps, because I’m in the marker for those fun spinny ones? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/37 "2006-07-27T16:10:09Z")
**Euthanasiast** , you use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore! ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/38 "2006-07-27T18:46:45Z")
How is it that after many months on this board, I STILL have not learned to keep drinks away from my mouth while reading absolutely brilliant rants such as **Euthanasiast’s**. How? Don’t worry, the coffee cleaned up just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slip_1)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/39 "2006-07-27T18:59:49Z")
It’s threads like this that remind me that SD is a veritable bargain! I will have to try this swill now, though. Curse you! ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/40 "2006-07-27T19:14:08Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow] ::applauds:: That is one fine rant. 🆒🆒🆒 [/QUOTE] Good, but definitely not his best. **Euth** , good to see you ranting again, tell us more about the [‘drunken bitch’!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306209&highlight=drunken) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124.md?page=3)