# Anybody want a rim job? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 26, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124 "2006-07-26T18:15:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/41 "2006-07-27T19:36:30Z")
I must sadly report that these beverages are available only in 12-packs in my market, and I cannot invest the requisite funds for a singlexperiment. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/42 "2006-07-27T19:39:13Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense] Good, but definitely not his best. **Euth** , good to see you ranting again, tell us more about the [‘drunken bitch’!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306209&highlight=drunken) [/QUOTE] :eek: :eek: :eek: Sometimes I feel as if I missed all the good times on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/43 "2006-07-27T20:19:34Z")
What a fantastic rant! Appropriate, too. I also have now had an encounter with this ass-juice. I read the rant yesterday afternoon, and without remarking on it either here or to anyone else, went home and kind of forgot about it. Until the unthinkable happened. A more kismetic sense of timing was never seen. Mr. F came home from the store with a 2 liter of this swill. :eek: As I pulled it from the plastic grocery bag, I was so surprised and amused that I guffawed loud enough to surprise him. I knew immediately, that after I called up this thread and had him read the OP, that I was on an inevitable crash course with the bottled horror and I was going to have to experience it for myself. After wiping away the tears of laughter from hearing Mr.F read the OP out loud, I tried it. **Euth** , right _on_ man. Right _ON_. I could not have described it better. On my best day. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/44 "2006-07-27T20:40:13Z")
So, Mr. F gets a rim job then? Or did he have some too and it’s mutual rim jobs in the **Faruiza** household? Inquiring minds want to know! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/45 "2006-07-28T03:01:10Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] **Euthanasiast** , you use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore! [/QUOTE] Yes, he does. ~grins~ Incidentally, he made me try this swill yesterday, too. Terrible, absolutely horrid. I’m trying to convince him to try the strawberry one. I’m sure he’ll let you know if I succeed. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/46 "2006-07-28T03:23:41Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] I rather like the diet coke black cherry vanilla. Hold the ass. [/QUOTE] BLEAH!!! That swill tastes worse than stall clay liquefying in under-mat-trapped aging horse piss smells, and trust me, I know the aroma of decomposing eau de equine. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/47 "2006-07-28T09:15:12Z")
> [@Euthanasiast](#): > > Anybody want a rim job? No, but my PDP-8 does. > [@](#): > > ass-partame For the zero-calorie felch. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/48 "2006-07-28T14:15:57Z")
You’re drinking DIET soda? You tie your own noose, my friend. (Great rant, though!) ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/49 "2006-07-28T14:40:54Z")
[QUOTE=Dijon Warlock] You’re drinking DIET soda? You tie your own noose, my friend. (Great rant, though!) [/QUOTE] Hear, hear! (on all counts) BTW, on the subject of nasty-tasting shit, I was amused to see 4-packs of Tab Energy Drink selling at my local 99 cent store! I never touch diet soda (except the occasional Fresca), but is this Diet Pepsi crud worse than Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/50 "2006-07-28T14:44:35Z")
Good rant. On a related subject, my wife recently brought home a new flavor of Coke, I think it was Vanilla / Black Cherry. I had two sips of it and poured the rest out. It took me a minute to recognize the aftertaste, but it had the distinct boquet of furniture polish. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/51 "2006-07-28T15:55:43Z")
[QUOTE=want2know] I never touch diet soda (except the occasional Fresca), but is this Diet Pepsi crud worse than Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? [/QUOTE] Yes. I’ve had an 11 pack of Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper sitting in my pantry for about a year now. (We tried one. That was enough). I didn’t think anything could be worse, but apparently, I was wrong. We were thinking about leaving the opened bottle of Diet Pepsi Jazz Black Cherry Vanilla Evil Swill Will Kidnap Your Children in the refrigerator for awhile to see if it tried to take over the house and perform acts of thievery. E. ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/52 "2006-07-28T16:56:26Z")
Good rant. Opens strong, with good use of imagery (‘chipmunk spunk’). Nice pop culture reference (Fight Club face-fuck). Closes well with a catchy little phrase that dances nicely off the tongue (‘savory, septic, dog shit delight’). 9/10. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/53 "2006-07-28T16:58:07Z")
[QUOTE=Dijon Warlock] You’re drinking DIET soda? You tie your own noose, my friend. [/QUOTE] If you switch to diet- _and **only** diet_- for somewhere between 2 to 4 weeks; then diet will taste normal and sugar sodas will taste syrupy and nasty. That Tab energy drink was nasty too, though. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/54 "2006-07-28T17:27:30Z")
[QUOTE=Mtgman] So, Mr. F gets a rim job then? Or did he have some too and it’s mutual rim jobs in the **Faruiza** household? Inquiring minds want to know! Enjoy, Steven [/QUOTE] Aack! I now have witty retort writer’s block!! Aack! :o ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/55 "2006-07-28T17:50:20Z")
[QUOTE=fishbicycle] Good rant. On a related subject, my wife recently brought home a new flavor of Coke, I think it was Vanilla / Black Cherry. I had two sips of it and poured the rest out. It took me a minute to recognize the aftertaste, but it had the distinct boquet of furniture polish. [/QUOTE] I once had the misfortune to accidentally pick up a Diet Pepsi with lemon (remember when that was the first “twist”?) It tasted exactly what I image a diet Pepsi with lemon Pledge poured in it would taste like. God, I’m shuddering just remmebering the taste. But now I’m intrigued. I usually refer to anything except Coke/Diet Coke or Pepsi/Diet Pepsi as ‘bastardization cola’ and think it’s wrong. It’s part of my moral code. There can be no other. How bastardized can a cola be before it’s no longer the unhold child of soda + other flavor, but instead has become it’s own drink? Yeah, I’m overthinking this. If I put as much energy into my work as I did cola classification I would be the Vice President by now. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/56 "2006-07-28T18:14:45Z")
[QUOTE=Faruiza] Aack! I now have witty retort writer’s block!! Aack! :o [/QUOTE] Well, the “blowjob” smilie is a good start. 😉 Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/57 "2006-07-28T18:43:06Z")
[QUOTE=DragonAsh] Closes well with a catchy little phrase that dances nicely off the tongue (‘savory, septic, dog shit delight’). [/QUOTE] ‘Savory, Septic, Dog Shit Delight’ Sounds like a bad 70’s pop single by the Starland Vocal Band. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/58 "2006-07-28T19:02:34Z")
Or a poorly selling Wonka candy bar. ---
**Author:** ![A2Steve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@A2Steve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A2Steve)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/59 "2006-07-28T23:02:04Z")
Excellent rant. Why, I nearly sprayed **Diet Pepsi, Jazz, Black Cherry & French Vanilla** on my keyboard. 😉 What can I say, I kinda like it. Besides, I got a 12-pack free with purchase of some regular Pepsi… ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124/60 "2006-07-28T23:23:53Z")
I just had to pop in to point out that “Are we collectively up shit creek?” and “Anybody want a rim job?” are sequential threads. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-a-rim-job/366124.md?page=4)