# Anybody want to give me a blowjob? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272 "2001-09-28T06:01:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/1 "2001-09-28T06:01:05Z")
Well it has been a while, I’m not sure how much longer I can hold out. [sup]Sorry, Badtz Maru had to be done[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/2 "2001-09-28T06:09:40Z")
I have to say, I’ve been waiting for this thread since I first saw Badtz’s thread. Hi Omni! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/3 "2001-09-28T06:17:21Z")
I would’ve but I saw pics of your shiney white ass a while back and it scares me! You might have a glow-in-the-dark penis. That would be too much to handle. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/4 "2001-09-28T06:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Well it has been a while, I’m not sure how much longer I can hold out. > > [sup]Sorry, Badtz Maru had to be done[/sup] \*\* Not for free, but for $10,000 I’ll give ya a good one. Hell, I’d do it for $5000. You have to come to me, though. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/5 "2001-09-28T06:50:36Z")
He said “come”… Hehehee! ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/6 "2001-09-28T07:04:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*You might have a glow-in-the-dark penis. That would be too much to handle. \*\* Well, I don’t think you are being asked to _handle_ it. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/7 "2001-09-28T07:05:56Z")
of course…whether you _handle it_ is entirely up to the blower. Granted it would probably improve your odds of getting some reciprocation. ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/8 "2001-09-28T07:39:17Z")
::checks watch:: Well I’ve got 10 minutes before I start the dusting, but you have to reciprocate, see you in 5? ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/9 "2001-09-28T08:03:32Z")
Wouldn’t you know already? d&r ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/10 "2001-09-28T10:43:18Z")
maybe you could work it into the butt sanding olympic gold prize winners package? ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/11 "2001-09-28T10:48:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*You might have a glow-in-the-dark penis. That would be too much to handle. \*\* It’s usually not much of an issue. The only problem is the damned **moths** … ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/12 "2001-09-28T10:48:32Z")
Too bad you weren’t around a few months back…I was offerin them for soup! I was wicked sick, and had no one to take care of me…yeah, I was desperate… ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/13 "2001-09-28T11:06:23Z")
A blowjob you say? I’ll do it, as long as you don’t mind a pierced tongue. Oh yeah, and you have to come on my face. If that’s ok with you, we’re all set. 😃 Rose ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/14 "2001-09-28T11:30:42Z")
😃 _high-fives Rose_ ---
**Author:** ![Alereon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alereon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alereon)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/15 "2001-09-28T11:32:57Z")
For the love of God WHY don’t I know anyone like Rose IRL? 😛 Oh, and where are all the hot chicks and other bad influences trying to tempt me with vice that I was warned about now that I am going to college 2 years early? _sob_ Life is just not fair. Oh wait, I think I just had a flash of genius and answered both questions at once: Its because I’m hopelessly geeky! 😃 FDISK ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/16 "2001-09-28T13:46:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wicked Blue \* > \*\*A blowjob you say? I’ll do it, as long as you don’t mind a pierced tongue. > Oh yeah, and you have to come on my face. > > If that’s ok with you, we’re all set. 😃 > > Rose \*\* I’m failing to see a downside here, **Wicked**. Wanna come over for the weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/17 "2001-09-28T13:50:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*[sup]Sorry, Badtz Maru had to be done[/sup] \*\* Well, as long as _I_ don’t have to do him. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/18 "2001-09-28T14:20:33Z")
You know, I was just thinking this morning, “Boy, I sure would like to give **Omni** a hummer. I wonder if he’d mind?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/19 "2001-09-28T14:47:01Z")
Don’t be fooled, ladies! I think **Omni** would run away like a little girl if approached by a willing female. He claims he’s just picky, but I’m starting to wonder… ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272/20 "2001-09-28T15:06:56Z")
You and me, both, girlfriend… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-want-to-give-me-a-blowjob/84272.md?page=2)