# Anybody Who Knows Me At All Knows That . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 24, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313 "2010-02-24T21:15:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/21 "2010-02-25T00:41:40Z")
… I can navigate eBay like a pro. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/22 "2010-02-25T00:48:49Z")
I have diet pepsi in my veins rather than blood, and won’t drink water unless I’m…well, um…literally dying of thirst with no other option. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/23 "2010-02-25T00:49:02Z")
…I don’t like answering/talking on/making calls on/ the telephone. I don’t want to call the doctor/insurance company/your mother, on your behalf. I don’t want to call and make idle chit-chat. I don’t want to hear the phone ring at any time, but most especially at night. It is NEVER EVER anything good. This covers cell phones, too, no, I don’t even want a trac phone for emergencies. When my time is up, let me be found without a cell phone clutched in my cold dead hand. ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/24 "2010-02-25T00:50:48Z")
I am the clumsiest person they know. Seriously, I fall, while just standing there, on a regular basis. I walk into walls constantly. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/25 "2010-02-25T00:56:06Z")
… i’m very skeptical, and i probably don’t believe you. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/26 "2010-02-25T02:12:50Z")
I write science fiction and fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/27 "2010-02-25T02:15:20Z")
if you feed me something and i can taste coconut in it, you’ll be wearing it. ---
**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/28 "2010-02-25T02:17:48Z")
That i have a vague sense of time… so gimme 10 in front… and 10 on the end… i’ll be their…; \> ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/29 "2010-02-25T02:27:47Z")
I have zero tolerance for corporate platitudes and associated rah-rah BS. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/30 "2010-02-25T02:30:58Z")
I really like traditional music. Even people who post here probably know that about me! ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/31 "2010-02-25T02:40:57Z")
I hate raw tomatoes and carrots. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/32 "2010-02-25T03:59:13Z")
I’m a smartass. I say things that I wouldn’t if I were more diplomatic, you dumb shits. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/33 "2010-02-25T07:10:31Z")
…I am a forensics junkie. ---
**Author:** ![Future\_Londonite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9dc877/32.png) [@Future\_Londonite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Future_Londonite)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/34 "2010-02-25T09:42:41Z")
I’m not really as aloof and standoffish as I appear at first meeting ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/35 "2010-02-25T11:26:09Z")
I am _ridiculously_ silly. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/36 "2010-02-25T13:11:50Z")
I’d rather be reading. ---
**Author:** ![Khendrask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@Khendrask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khendrask)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/37 "2010-02-25T13:20:05Z")
I hate winter. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/38 "2010-02-25T14:12:04Z")
I am a geek and proud of it. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/39 "2010-02-25T14:17:22Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > …I love trivia. > [@slowmovingvehicle](#): > > … nobody really knows me at all. > [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > I’m very girly but love baseball with a passion. > [@Yllaria](#): > > If I’m reading, I can’t hear you. > [@melodyharmonius](#): > > . . . if you don’t get it, it’s probably better you don’t. > [@somepumpkin](#): > > … i’m very skeptical, and i probably don’t believe you. > [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I’d rather be reading. Oh, and whatever you just asked me, it’s none of your business. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anybody-who-knows-me-at-all-knows-that/530313/40 "2010-02-25T15:04:33Z")
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