# Anyone, anytime, any way you want.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435 "2000-12-07T04:06:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/21 "2000-12-07T11:14:55Z")
Um, I can’t decide. Britney, Anna, so many others. I just don’t know. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/22 "2000-12-07T11:33:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uniball \* > \*\*I would also pick gymnast Alina Kabaeva. She’s cute AND limber. \*\* Umm-hmmm. And she’s what, about _twelve_. But that’s alright **Uniball**. Really. No need to get agitated. I know your type has a thing with anger management. Who me? Everything’s cool and calm. _Noooo_ problems. Now then, where’d I leave my drink. Oh yeah, _way_ over there. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/23 "2000-12-07T11:44:27Z")
Christina Ricci is very attractive. There is one, though, who absolutely leaves her at the train station without a ticket, luggage, or a clue. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/24 "2000-12-07T11:56:36Z")
[fiancee looking?] No… Whew![/fiancee looking?] I’m surprised that so many who have responded can _choose!!!_ _SIGH! So many women, so **little** chance!!_ I could name at least 20 without thinking! But let’s stick with the top 5 (and choosing between them? Impossible, and thank God I don’t have to… I’d probably go insane!) Hsu Chi Akira Fubuki Lee Sung Hee (yes, I have a thing about Asian women) Catherine Zeta-Jones(-Douglas? 😕 ) My fiancee!!! 🙂 _Astro has to go and, uh… take a shower now! Yeah, that’s it… take a shower!_ ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/25 "2000-12-07T12:43:17Z")
Spritle often fantasizes about being the “meat” in a Jamie Lee Curtis - Elizabeth Hurley sammich! Does this make me a bad boy? I sure hope so; I need some discipline! Now, if you’ll 'scuse me, I must be alone for a while. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/26 "2000-12-07T12:58:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Uniball \* > > \*\*I would also pick gymnast Alina Kabaeva. She’s cute AND limber. \*\* > > Umm-hmmm. And she’s what, about _twelve_. No, she’s not. She’s seventeen, going to eighteen sometime this year. I checker her homepage. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/27 "2000-12-07T13:29:06Z")
1. Elizabeth Hurley 2. Britta Phillips (bassist for Luna & also the voice of the 80’s cartoon character JEM!) 3. Gweny Paltrow 4. Winona Ryder 5. also NICO in hey pre-dead pre-herion junkie days. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/28 "2000-12-07T13:41:28Z")
Erika, down the hall in Accounting. You see what she’s _wearing_ today? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/29 "2000-12-07T13:51:59Z")
“If you could have hot, sweaty, nasty, whorish, porn-star style, heavy breathing, no-holds-barred, pig sex with anyone in the whole world, who would it be?” —No thank you, dears, I’m through with all that nonsense. I’ll just sit here and have a nice cup of tea while you young folks enjoy yourselves. You can come tell me about it afterwards and I’ll give you some homemade cookies. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/30 "2000-12-07T13:57:54Z")
My current favorite lust-from-afar-object is Jeremy Northam. And, my current favorite candy bar is Peanut-Butter Twix. At least I’ll get a Twix today. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/31 "2000-12-07T14:56:09Z")
I thought Lexi was offering… ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/32 "2000-12-07T15:12:28Z")
It changes from day to day. But, I’d probably have to say 1. Brittney Spears and Christina Aguilera (if I can have 2) 2. Letitia Costa (if I’m in a Victoria’s Secret mood) 3. Mena Suvari (if I have a pulse) I had a thing for Keri Strugg just prior to the '96 Olympics. It has passed however. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/33 "2000-12-07T15:39:15Z")
Barbara Carrera. As the old Ranger said in Lone Wolf McQuade, "How would you like to sink yer teeth into that, catch lockjaw, and get drug to death? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/34 "2000-12-07T15:40:21Z")
Ralph Nader. I know, theres probably not 2 and a half million others like me on This one.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/35 "2000-12-07T15:50:19Z")
Let’s not restrict ourselves to this day and age… Mary Tyler Moore during her Dick Van Dyke years Or Audrey Hepburn…dear God above what a perfect woman… ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/36 "2000-12-07T17:25:44Z")
**racinchikki**. Really. She’s a hottie and a NASCAR fan. Everything I want in a woman :D. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/37 "2000-12-07T17:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*Hey, I could read the small text too.:p;) > > I have to say that even if **Edward Norton** > or **Brad Pitt** knocked on my door, I should say, > no, thank you very much I only want **Montfort** for that.:D:)\*\* Okay, fair enough. Ed and Brad can have Nicole and Bridget. Hmm, that’s a great idea for a porn film… ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/38 "2000-12-07T17:37:02Z")
Russell Crowe. To whoever wanted Meg Ryan, let’s plan an ambush. You can have ol’ Meg, I’ll grab Russell. Brendan Fraser, too. And Mr. Athena, of course, who is smarter and better looking that either of the above! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/39 "2000-12-07T17:45:20Z")
Ummm…lessee. Alan Rickman. Tim Curry. Dennis Storhoi. Or Oliver Platt. Yes, Oliver Platt. Dunno why…it all started with ‘Funny Bones.’ _sigh_ Too bad Gary Cooper’s dead… ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/40 "2000-12-07T18:26:07Z")
Well, shoot if we have any time to choose from, I want to change my choice. Paul Newman at any point during his 30s. Paul Newman during his 30s was the pinnacle of creation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435.md?page=3)