# Anyone, anytime, any way you want.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435 "2000-12-07T04:06:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/62 "2000-12-11T11:45:57Z")
Just saw an old Natalie Wood movie. _Man_, that woman was fine. I’ll have to add her to the list. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/63 "2000-12-11T13:16:23Z")
Nobody in particular. Really. I’d like… Six of the eleven women on the bus I’m riding. 14 out of the 23 female coworkers at the office. 9 of the 13 women walking in this direction on the same sidewalk. No, silly, not concurrently! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/64 "2000-12-11T14:33:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*Just saw an old Natalie Wood movie. _Man_, that woman was fine. I’ll have to add her to the list. \*\* Hey, **spooje** , have you ever seen the movie “Penelope?” There’s a scene there in which Natalie runs across a lawn wearing only a bra and panties. When I saw this as a kid, I fell in love. Still miss her. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/65 "2000-12-11T14:38:51Z")
Ralph Fiennes. Edward Norton, especially the way he looked in _American History X_. Oh dear God. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/66 "2000-12-11T15:01:11Z")
Geobabe - I have to agree with you on Ed Norton (kinda scary when you are watching this disturbing movie about racism and you’re thinking “hmm, except for the big tattoed swatiska on his chest, he’s pretty yummy”) -Taye Diggs - what a smile (How Poysyn got her groove back) -Ben Affleck - just so cute -Goran Vi(sp?) - “Luka” from ER. I would love to see him play some character like Dracula -Alec Baldwin - Pretty eyes -Russell Crowe - Owns a ranch, looks like that, has an accent, my God, whatta man! -Michael Jordan - he’s just beautiful -Tom Cruise - a little short, but we can work around it -Brad Pitt - still yummy, except I heard he doesn’t shower very often, that’s pretty yucky. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/67 "2000-12-11T15:20:32Z")
Hmm, let’s see… Firstly, I just want to clear up that I think Christina Ricci is gorgeous and I’d do her. And that’s coming from a chick. - Trent Reznor - Tank Girl/Lori Petty [either one will do] - David Duchovny - Tim Armstrong from Rancid - This guy I know - Some more people I’m forgetting ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/68 "2000-12-11T15:36:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Geobabe - I have to agree with you on Ed Norton (kinda scary when you are watching this disturbing movie about racism and you’re thinking “hmm, except for the big tattoed swatiska on his chest, he’s pretty yummy”) I just saw “Keeping the Faith” this weekend (it’s cute) with him and Ben Stiller and I’ve been dreaming of him all weekend - he’s a cutie. He reminds me of an old boyfriend ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/69 "2000-12-12T05:24:14Z")
HIJACK (of my own thread, how weird) > [@](#): > > _tries to answer without disrupting the thread too much_ > > Whitewolf’s Vampire: the Masquerade has an antideluvian vampire named Malkav. He was cursed with insanity… pretty nifty story, really. In any case, Malkavia is a feminine version of the name Malkav. > > _shuffles out quietly_ That’s what I thought. I am an avid V:tM player and am currently STing a chronicle with 4 of my friends. One of the PCs is a Malkavian. In any case, you know how it is… you’re really into something, you recognize a name or a word or term or something, so you have to ask if it’s just a coincidence or if they are into the same shit you are. wow, that was huge sentence… In any case, now that I know that there’s at least one other person here who probably will talk to me about it, I’m off to start a thread about V:tM. ---
**Author:** ![Peculiar\_Pixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/779978/32.png) [@Peculiar\_Pixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peculiar_Pixie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/70 "2000-12-12T05:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheNerd \* > \*\*First answer that popped into my mind: > Allyson Hannigan > > Upon further reflection, oh yeah, Allyson Hannigan.\*\* I’m afraid you’ll have to fight me to the death for the favours of the lovely **Aly** , TheNerd. Or maybe I just win by default, since I know that she spells her name with only one L. 😉 Also on my list: \ ***Madonna** (natch) \ ***Drew Barrymore** I love her pudge! \*Oh **Alicia Witt** , come away with me… \ ***Eliza Dushku** - I just about died seeing her in that cheerleading outfit. Or if I feel like driving stick: \ ***Dave Navarro** \ ***Benjamin Bratt** \ ***Dweezil Zappa** ---
**Author:** ![drewcosten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@drewcosten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewcosten)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/71 "2000-12-12T18:47:26Z")
No one’s mentioned Anna Paquin of X-Men fame. Ok, I have no idea how old she is, but she’s a cutie. I’d also choose Mena Suvari and Drew Barrymore though. ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/72 "2000-12-12T22:24:41Z")
Oh it would have to be supermodel of the moment, Gisele Bundchen. Or Megan Mullally, (Karen on Will & Grace). I bet she’s a superfreak, superfreak, she’s superfreaky, yow! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/73 "2000-12-13T01:01:55Z")
**Natalie Portman** Hudson Leick Angelina Jolie Elizabeth Hurley Eliza Dushku Jennifer Connelly Janeane Garofalo Cameron Diaz Audrey Hepburn Andrea Barber Allyson Hannigan The JeansWest girl Amanda Keller (the last two will only be known by Australians) ---
**Author:** ![L714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dec6dc/32.png) [@L714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/L714)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/74 "2000-12-14T23:12:17Z")
Chris Jericho Okay not the sharpest guy but it’s not like I want to talk to him. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/75 "2000-12-15T00:13:08Z")
Mmm… Im with you on Chris Jericho. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/76 "2000-12-15T03:21:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > \*\*…all this reminds me: [hijack] Where’s **AudreyK** with my lapdance? I passed my 500th post awhile back…I want my mindless debauchery! [/hijack] \*\* **poohpah** , my dear, I expected _someone else_ would bring the mindless debauchery. I was just gonna watch… But, if you insist, I’m sure something can be arranged…😉 ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/77 "2000-12-15T17:11:01Z")
My my my my my. [correct answer]Why, my girlfriend, of course! What sort of silly question is this?[/correct answer] Christina Ricci. When I was watching Sleepy Hollow last year, I turned to one of my friend and said, “Um, should I feel really dirty for wanting her right now? Or is she legal?” It’s about damn time, I say. Winona Ryder, while we’re at it. Or both of them together. That’s even better. Ok, I’ve got to go away for a little while now … ---
**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/78 "2000-12-17T01:11:29Z")
Mila Kunis—She plays Jackie on _That 70s Show_. Granted, a person like that in real life would be as pleasant as listening to fingernails on a chalkboard, but that’s what draws me to her. I mean, if she can play a person like that on TV so well, my theory is that she can’t be anything like that for real, and that she would be damn cool to hang out with and to have sweaty, no-holds-barred sex with. She also does Megan’s voice on _The Family Guy_, and women who do cartoon voices are right up there with female TV meteorologists. (Yeah, yeah, I know, but we’ve all got our obsessions. Valerie Voss, va-va-va-voom!) Elizabeth Hurley—Everyone likes to back an obvious winner. I’ll back her, front her, any-which-way-you-care-to-name her, frankly. Winona Ryder—I do like dark hair, and I like her voice, too. Plus I think she’d be really good at this. Hillary Clinton—Don’t ask me, I don’t know. She’s just got some _je ne sais quoi_ about herself. I’ve always had a thing for _je ne sais quoi_. I have to agree with the sentiments others have expressed about Chelsea Clinton and Christina Ricci. Chelsea’s really come along. Christina’s someone I never took much interest in. I know a Goth guy from Cleveland who’s really into her, though he does have a weirdly unhealthy contempt for women (and other types of people) in general. I thought she was incredible in _The Addams Family_ movies. They’re both a tad young for me, though, and that might detract. Well, I’ll make up my mind about them when they call me. Liza Minnelli, circa 1978—Really. And I assure you, I’m straight. Grace Slick, circa 1970—Yeah, baby. Audrey Hepburn, circa 1960—She’s easily the most beautiful woman who’s ever lived. Period. I’m usually more for a voluptuous look, but Audrey… oh, Audrey… Kim Novak, circa 1960—I’ve always dug her look. Rita Heyworth, before she was decapitated—Poster girl of the forties. Nothing like the scrawny things of today’s posters. Veronica Lake, circa 1940—She was a babe! And don’t believe what you hear in _L.A. Confidential_, either: Kim Basinger is _not_ a dead ringer for her! Margaret Sullivan, circa 1935—Looks, brains, personality—she’s got it all. At least on the silver screen, she does. Katherine Mansfield, circa 1915—She didn’t write as well as Anton Chekhov, but I think I’d much rather have sex with Mansfield than Chekhov. Dorothea Dix, circa 1840—Looks and radical politics! Always a winning combination. * * * I know I’m forgetting at least several, but these come to mind immediately. I’m sure others will hit me as soon as I hit that _post reply_ button. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/79 "2000-12-17T02:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Peculiar Pixie \* > > I’m afraid you’ll have to fight me to the death for the favours of the lovely **Aly** , TheNerd. Or maybe I just win by default, since I know that she spells her name with only one L. 😉 D’oh! And I even deliberated before posting that. I had a girlfriend once whose middle name was “Allyson” (two l’s), and I can never remember how Ms. Hannigan spells her name. Look, is it at all possible that we can share her? Preferably at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/80 "2000-12-18T00:37:36Z")
So many to choose from, and I have so much time on my hands. Oh wait, that’s not time… ewwwww… But, as for my tip top choices, let’s say 1. Jasmine (from Aladdin, and yes I understand I could’ve gone to the boinking cartoon characters thread for this.) 2. Madonna, now. Not then. 3. My ex-girlfriend (so many good memories.) 4. Hypergirl. I don’t know why, don’t ask stupid questions. 5. ElusiveMiser, because I know where he lives… and sleeps… 6. Prince. Oh, eve, By the by, > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\* No thank you, dears, I’m through with all that nonsense. I’ll just sit here and have a nice cup of tea while you young folks enjoy yourselves. You can come tell me about it afterwards and I’ll give you some homemade cookies. \*\* This makes you sound like une certaine Ms. Robinson… ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435/81 "2000-12-18T02:40:02Z")
You know what I like about my post above? I’m straight, and I STILL want to have sex with prince. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-anytime-any-way-you-want/44435.md?page=5)