# Anyone been here longer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2012, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048 "2012-08-01T12:20:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/121 "2012-08-07T03:41:18Z")

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What about those of us from alt.fan.cecil-adams? I remember seeing **Flodnak** there back in '94.

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/122 "2012-08-07T03:50:58Z")

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> [@belladonna](#):
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> Didn’t we all?

Winner!

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/123 "2012-08-07T05:51:46Z")

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I was on the AOL boards in '97, came over here very shortly after it opened.

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**Author:** ![Zerc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/82dd89/32.png) [@Zerc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zerc)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/124 "2012-08-07T06:52:02Z")

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I’m also a long time lurker but in the last day I’ve posted 3 times! Maybe I’m starting to come out of my shell.

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**Author:** ![SpinyNorma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SpinyNorma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinyNorma)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/125 "2012-08-13T05:37:23Z")

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> [@JoeBlank](#):
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> Anyone been here since '99 with a post count lower than mine?
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> Total Posts: 170  
> Posts Per Day: 0.04
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> Join Date: 07-14-1999
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> Back to lurking!

Yes, but I suspect this was all a clever ploy to up my post count so that someone else can swoop in and claim the coveted crown of Lurker With The Least To Say. The fact that this would be the most pointless conspiracy ever doesn’t mean it couldn’t be true.

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**Author:** ![SpinyNorma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SpinyNorma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinyNorma)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/126 "2012-08-13T05:45:06Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Drum Roll. It is [SpinyNorma.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)
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> And Quint - you actually posted in the 2008 thread where she came out. So, she became a member in 1999 and made her first post in 2008.[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=468241&page=2).
> 
> (I have a memory for oddities).

WooHOO! I have achieved the status of Legendary Procrastinator! I might as well confess that I lurked at the AOL boards too. I think this might actually take me from lurker status right into stalker\*.

\*Though not in any legally binding way.

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**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/127 "2012-08-13T09:00:50Z")

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Can I petition for membership into the SpinyNorma fan club? I bow before your supreme lurkdom…

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**Author:** ![SpinyNorma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SpinyNorma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinyNorma)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/128 "2012-08-14T13:03:20Z")

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Join the fan club? Certainly! I’ve always wanted minions!

Of course, first you’d have to form the fan club but, after that, you’re definitely welcome to join. And for starting it, you’d get the coveted title of #2 Fan\*.

- I’ve seen Misery. I’m leery of anyone getting to claim to be my #1 fan.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-been-here-longer/630048/129 "2012-08-14T13:29:38Z")

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> [@Girl\_Next\_Door](#):
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> Old school, baby.

I’ll bet you played a lot of hooky. 😉

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