# Anyone brave enough to wear this in public... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 30, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403 "2005-01-30T07:35:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/1 "2005-01-30T07:35:03Z")
Anyone brave enough to wear [this](http://www.bewild.com/maisnotcr.html) in public? :dubious: Not me šŸ˜‰ . or maybe you have something even crazierā€¦I doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/2 "2005-01-30T07:38:29Z")
One of my old friends, who I still see from time to time, wears a shirt that says ā€œAsk me about my penis.ā€ So yes, I do think that people are ā€œbraveā€ enough to wear that shirt. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/3 "2005-01-30T07:41:02Z")
**supervenusfreak** has (and wears) a t-shirt that says ā€œI do things youā€™re afraid to fantasize about.ā€ And he does. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/4 "2005-01-30T07:44:26Z")
Wear that, and carry [this](http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html). ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/5 "2005-01-30T08:03:34Z")
I had a plain blue t-shirt that says ā€œFuck youā€ in bold, white letters across the front. I still really want a t-shirt for my son that says ā€œThey Shake Meā€ on it, as seen over at tshirthell. Iā€™ve wanted it for months and months, even though Iā€™ve gotten plenty of eye rolling and loads of, ā€œIā€™m so OFFENDED!ā€ type comments because of it. Itā€™s a t-shirt, folks! So yeah, I see no problems with wearing a t-shirt with the word ā€œmasturbationā€ on it. ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/6 "2005-01-30T08:16:40Z")
I have a green t-shirt that reads ā€œFuck Me, Iā€™m Irish!ā€ I wear it every Saint Patrickā€™s Day. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/7 "2005-01-30T08:22:21Z")
I really like [this one](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=112) (although it contains the word FUCKING for those at sensditive work places). ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/8 "2005-01-30T08:24:14Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > **supervenusfreak** has (and wears) a t-shirt that says ā€œI do things youā€™re afraid to fantasize about.ā€ > > And he does. šŸ˜ƒ Damn. Now I donā€™t know if I want the tee shirt in the OP or that oneā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/9 "2005-01-30T08:45:50Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Wear that, and carry [this](http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html). Dear sweet Lord, I havenā€™t laughed that hard in months. ā€œItā€™s an in-your-face vulvaā€¦ā€ BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/10 "2005-01-30T09:45:03Z")
One of my friends got the word ā€œMasturbateā€ embroidered on a hat. He wears it quite often. Apparantly, it took quite a lot of convincing to get the elderly lady who runs the embroidery shop in town to agree to do it. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/11 "2005-01-30T09:52:37Z")
_ahem_ And by ā€œitā€, I of course mean ā€œembroider the hatā€. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/12 "2005-01-30T10:25:54Z")
Come, comeā€¦isnā€™t that shirt ā€œMasturbarion is not a crimeā€ a freebie for the kids at Neverland Ranch? They donā€™t call him Wacko Jacko for nuthinā€™. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/13 "2005-01-30T10:29:46Z")
> [@Silver Fire](#): > > ā€¦I still really want a t-shirt for my son that says ā€œThey Shake Meā€ on it, as seen over at tshirthell. Iā€™ve wanted it for months and months, even though Iā€™ve gotten plenty of eye rolling and loads of, ā€œIā€™m so OFFENDED!ā€ type comments because of itā€¦ Keep an eye on your mailbox for the next week or so. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/14 "2005-01-30T10:58:03Z")
Iā€™d wear that shirt. I bet it would make me very popular. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/15 "2005-01-30T10:58:48Z")
> [@START](#): > > Anyone brave enough to wear [this](http://www.bewild.com/maisnotcr.html) in public? :dubious: > > Not me šŸ˜‰ . > > or maybe you have something even crazierā€¦I doubt it. A guy on Road Rules wore one. ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/16 "2005-01-30T11:03:49Z")
I used to have a favourite t-shirt that said ā€˜your favorite band sucksā€™ I love the Onionā€¦ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/17 "2005-01-30T11:17:26Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > Wear that, and carry [this](http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html). And donā€™t forget to idlely fondle and play with it while being stared atā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/18 "2005-01-30T13:13:02Z")
Going another way with it for a moment, Iā€™m tryin to work up the nerve to get one of [these](http://www.datejesus.com/merchandise/) And when we were together, I got my ex-wife a t-shirt that said, ā€œAsk me about my very large and attractive penis.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/19 "2005-01-30T16:41:39Z")
I know a guy who usually sports, ā€œIā€™m here about the blowjobā€, in white lettering on a black t-shirt. And will walk around the mall. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403/20 "2005-01-30T16:52:50Z")
> [@START](#): > > Anyone brave enough to wear [this](http://www.bewild.com/maisnotcr.html) in public? :dubious: > > Not me šŸ˜‰ . I had a one-night stand with a girl wearing that shirt. 'Bout a year and a half ago. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-brave-enough-to-wear-this-in-public/287403.md?page=2)