# Anyone care to haiku with me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130 "2007-05-22T20:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/41 "2007-05-25T19:40:31Z")
Tongue-twisting haiku: Try “The sixth sheik’s sixth son’s sick,” Or “Unique New York.” Peter Piper picked A peck of pickled peppers. Toy boat, toy boat, ACK! Housecleaning haiku: Fuzzy thing behind the couch. What the hell is it? Pi to five places: 3.14159 Makes a nice haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/42 "2007-05-25T19:47:22Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Pi to five places: 3.14159 Makes a nice haiku. [/QUOTE] e to two places: 2.88. What? You ain’t heard? Eight: The new seven! Thanks all, for kind words No clitoris (TMI?) I am not female. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/43 "2007-05-29T15:43:22Z")
**’Carrow** , thread killer I guess that _was_ TMI Sorry, **Winston Smith** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/44 "2007-05-29T16:43:01Z")
No worries, my friend One page of haiku is good Better luck next time ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/45 "2007-05-29T17:09:26Z")
I enjoy haiku And hope this thread continues - It’s a lot of fun! ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/46 "2007-05-29T17:19:56Z")
Selling on Craigslist I wasn’t born yesterday **NO** Money Orders ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/47 "2007-05-29T17:25:17Z")
Smart man, that **Winston**. No fool he, on real estate; Cash only, pinheads! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/48 "2007-06-03T21:28:02Z")
Sit at computer Pants are down at my ankles Not porn, Web MD Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/49 "2007-06-03T21:33:49Z")
What’s this rash? Says he Pissing in the woods again Pioson Ivy _bleep_ ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/50 "2007-06-03T23:26:27Z")
Dr. Demento, Dead puppies aren’t much fun. Thanks for the news flash. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130/51 "2007-06-03T23:42:00Z")
Send me a CD To my e-mail address, Schwartz Have you lost your mind?!? (Yeah, that is what I am doing right now. Dumbass forgot to take the CD home over the weekend) Sgt Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-care-to-haiku-with-me/405130.md?page=2)