# Anyone else creeped out by Cindy McCain?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 11, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162 "2008-07-11T18:02:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Burton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Burton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burton)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/1 "2008-07-11T18:02:47Z")

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I can’t look at her. She can’t be helping him.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/2 "2008-07-11T18:05:06Z")

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Imagine her dressed in leather with a whip in her hand. That might help. Or maybe not…

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/3 "2008-07-11T18:10:20Z")

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I think it’s weird that she’s a 54 year old woman who still tries to dress like a teenaged dubutante. Other than that, seh strikes me as a basically harmless, typically shallow and vaccuous political trophy wife.

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**Author:** ![Burton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Burton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burton)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/4 "2008-07-11T18:22:07Z")

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A trophy wife in 1979 is one thing. A too often face lifted 54 year old is yet another. That deaths head looks skeeves me out.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/5 "2008-07-11T18:29:11Z")

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She planning to smear poison on the figs…

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/6 "2008-07-11T18:44:19Z")

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I’ve never heard her speak. She seems to follow McCain around everywhere, and stand just off to the side with her hands folded. Probably not her fault-- that’s a lot of what candidates’ wives have to do-- but she does look kind of creepy standing there. She needs to let her hair down a bit.

Maybe a mud wrestling match with Michelle Obama would help. Then they can literally sling mud at each other.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/7 "2008-07-11T18:44:55Z")

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A message to future parents:

Names like Cindy, Mindy, Candy, Wendy… sound great. _For a 10 year old!_ A woman of 54, or 60 with a name like that? No so cromulent.

YMMV. JMHO. Void where prohibited.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/8 "2008-07-11T18:50:03Z")

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She’s got that too-much-plastic-surgery look that makes me cringe every time I see her. I also think that platinum blonde hair adds to her creepiness and makes her look like a mannequin.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/9 "2008-07-11T18:53:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Mighty\_Girl]  
A message to future parents:

Names like Cindy, Mindy, Candy, Wendy… sound great. _For a 10 year old!_ A woman of 54, or 60 with a name like that? No so cromulent.

YMMV. JMHO. Void where prohibited.  
[/QUOTE]  
That’s Cindy Lou to you. Yeah, Cindy Lou.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/10 "2008-07-11T18:55:42Z")

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How about a link to a pic of her that really brings out the worst in her and prompted this OP.

Help me get skeeved out and empathize with you.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/11 "2008-07-11T19:13:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
I think it’s weird that she’s a 54 year old woman who still tries to dress like a teenaged dubutante. Other than that, seh strikes me as a basically harmless, typically shallow and vaccuous political trophy wife.  
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She’s only fifty-four?

Damn, she looks old.

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/12 "2008-07-11T19:18:10Z")

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What puzzles me is that I’ve seen pics of her from a fews years, not a lot, back, when she was coloring her hair a bit darker, a bit more straw-colored (sort of yellowy-browney sort of color), and it was shorter and somewhat curved rather than long and pulled directly away from her face the way it is now. Like [here](http://www.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/oldcindymccainthumb.jpg) or even [here](http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/08/17/mccain.cancer/story.cindy.mccain.jpg). She looked less pale and skeletal, and she didn’t have that trashy platinum blonde hair. Sorry, I come from an era when obviously bleaching your hair was considered trashy, and I’ve never really been able to get over it. The odd thing is, so does she. Of course, she’s from the southwest, and I’m from the northeast. May be different standards.

On the other hand, [here](http://video1.washingtontimes.com/joecurl/CindyMcCain_full.jpg)’s a quite becoming pic of her circa now.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/13 "2008-07-11T19:31:00Z")

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Not really. I realize the wife of a candidate gets an inordinate amount of attention but in the absence of such, were I to see her out and about I’d probably pay her no mind other than to notice she’s obviously well kept.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/14 "2008-07-11T19:32:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]  
How about a link to a pic of her that really brings out the worst in her and prompted this OP.

Help me get skeeved out and empathize with you.  
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[Her recent Newsweek cover](http://media.newsweek.com/cview/viewer.htm?fn=http%3A%2F%2Fndn.newsweek.com%2Fmedia%2F61%2F080621_COVER-coverlarge.jpg) was when I noticed it. Especially since it was basically a fluff piece, and so I presume the photographer was trying to make her look good. She looks like a Stepford wife that’s having some sort of minor malfunction in whatever mechanism is supposed to allow her to mimic human facial expressions.

Anyways, I presume its from a mixture of having a hundred million dollars to try and fight against aging gracefully and whatever health problems she has (I think she had a stroke a few years back).

ETA: that link actually tries to print the image, but for me anyways, if you just hit cancel on the print thingy it just displays it on the screen. Sorry

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/15 "2008-07-11T19:35:35Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
That’s Cindy Lou to you. Yeah, Cindy Lou.  
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Who?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/16 "2008-07-11T20:00:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Simplicio]  
[Her recent Newsweek cover](http://media.newsweek.com/cview/viewer.htm?fn=http%3A%2F%2Fndn.newsweek.com%2Fmedia%2F61%2F080621_COVER-coverlarge.jpg)  
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She needs to get professional help with painting her eyebrows on. They’re supposed to come a little closer to meeting above the nose, and _don’t_ have an arch out towards the edge of the face that you could practically stick another eyeball under.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/17 "2008-07-11T20:06:58Z")

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On the other hand…

I saw her a couple of weeks ago on a CNN interview while she was doing Good Works in (I think) Vietnam, she was dressed neatly but casually, and when she spoke she seemed quite normal and not creepy.

I wonder, if she has light-colored eyes if she doesn’t end up squinting a bit in daylight, which can make her face look less than pleasant, especially from a distance. That was my impression of her when she was traipsing around after hubby trying to look all trophy-riffic.  
Roddy

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/18 "2008-07-11T20:21:32Z")

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But for First Lady? Michelle O would definitely make my personal FLIWLF list. Being a very, very short list.

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/19 "2008-07-11T20:29:42Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
But for First Lady? Michelle O would definitely make my personal FLIWLF list. Being a very, very short list.  
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FLIWLF?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-creeped-out-by-cindy-mccain/456162/20 "2008-07-11T20:30:54Z")

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If you don’t already know, you are too nice a person for me to tell.

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