# Anyone else getting porno google ads? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 16, 2011, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492 "2011-09-16T07:26:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/1 "2011-09-16T07:26:51Z")
I hesitate to post this, because I find it fracking hilarious, but I just opened this thread : [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=622931](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=622931) At the moment, I’m browsing via phone, and my browser does not have ad blocking software. The ad at the bottom says something like “A trick your auto insurance broker will never tell you!” The picture is of a woman, legs spread, getting what I assume is a gyno exam, or maybe just being rogered with a dildo by a guy wearing rubber gloves. I’m on Android, dammit, which doesn’t allow the taking of screenshots without root access, or I’d have proof. The ad has been replaced, but I’d bet a nickel it shows up again… Joe ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/2 "2011-09-16T07:33:01Z")
I wish. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/3 "2011-09-16T07:56:03Z")
Oh man. Lemme send this to Ed. Of course there’s no one around at this hour of the a.m. (It’s 3 am Chicago time.) ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/4 "2011-09-16T08:32:51Z")
FWIW, I just got the same ad text, except with the correct picture (a cop holding a radar gun), at the bottom of the game room forum main page. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/5 "2011-09-16T15:24:48Z")
Sounds like a hack. Hopefully a one-off, but if it recurs save a screen shot if at all possible; a porn shot in an ad would definitely focus their attention in Mountain View. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/6 "2011-09-16T17:47:41Z")
Although that may be one of the more honest ads on the site, because, chances are, your insurance agent probably won’t tell you to get “rogered with a dildo by a guy wearing rubber gloves.” ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/7 "2011-09-16T18:45:57Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Although that may be one of the more honest ads on the site, because, chances are, your insurance agent probably won’t tell you to get “rogered with a dildo by a guy wearing rubber gloves.” Roger that. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/8 "2011-09-16T19:13:31Z")
I see plenty of the ads with that text, and I get the impression that whatever ad company it is just sticks randomly-selected pictures from the far reaches of the Internet onto those captions. I’ve never gotten a porn one, but the irrelevant ones are far more common than the relevant. ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/9 "2011-09-16T21:39:12Z")
I’m not getting that ad, because I’m not supposed to be getting ads as a member (right) but I am occasionally getting a pop under for Netflix! ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/11 "2011-09-17T04:02:35Z")
I’m not, but I’ll keep trying. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/12 "2011-09-17T04:30:45Z")
Well, it’s not porno, but the ad showed a buxom young lass with the tag line “Want a girlfriend?” ??? What, somebody else to go shoe shopping with? I don’t need another girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/13 "2011-09-19T08:31:12Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > I’m not getting that ad, because I’m not supposed to be getting ads as a member (right) but I am occasionally getting a pop under for Netflix! You should not be getting those. Scan your computer for malware. Follow the sticky in the GQ thread. ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-getting-porno-google-ads/596492/14 "2011-09-19T20:06:52Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > You should not be getting those. Scan your computer for malware. Follow the sticky in the GQ thread. I’m on a Mac - I get to point and laugh… 🆒