Hate wearing pantyhose. I don’t even bother with thigh-highs. (I mean, I didn’t, when I actually had reason to worry about it.)
Being a woman is cool, but the atrocities that go along with it (periods, bras, high heels, pantyhose) really suck ass. I’ll deal with the periods because I have no choice, and I’ll deal with the bras because I’d rather not have sagging breasts, but the heels and hose can kiss my pale ass and burn in hell. If guys don’t have to do it, then I don’t have to either. So there.