# Anyone else hate the new Scream movie?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 9, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150 "2000-02-09T23:53:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/1 "2000-02-09T23:53:00Z")

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I went to see “Scream 3” last weekend, and I hated it. My husband said it was “okay.” All these people on my “Friends” message board absolutely loved it…some said it was better than the first two. Come on! It was a piece of SHIT! The plot was full of holes, everyone but the main three people die, there’s no suspense, it doesn’t even matter who the killer is because the f\*cking plot makes no sense anyway! I could have pulled a better screenplay out of my ass! Sorry, I just had to get that out. Am I the only one who felt like this?

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**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/2 "2000-02-10T00:03:00Z")

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It wasn’t great, I thought it was more stupid funny than scary, which I suppose isn’t good for a movie that bills itself as a “scary movie”.

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“The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin

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**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/3 "2000-02-10T00:19:00Z")

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> All these people on my “Friends” message board absolutely loved it…

Haven’t seen it …  
But in the spirit of spiteful elitism, I’d venture that the people who frequent a “Friends” message board will swallow just about any pablum you put in front of them.

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I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/4 "2000-02-10T01:13:00Z")

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What in God’s name gave you the idea that it was going to be **good**?

It’s like going swimming and then complaining that it was just so damn _wet_.

-andros-

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**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/5 "2000-02-10T05:37:00Z")

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I agree that Scream 3 sucked ostrich nuts. But then, I walked out of the first Scream because I hated it too. . .  
– Sylence

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If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.

- Tokugawa Ieyasu

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/6 "2000-02-10T06:19:00Z")

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I hate that one of my 8 year old students came up to me yesterday and said, “Guess what! My mom’s going to take me to see Scream 3.”

Yes, an ideal film for a young child.

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Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.

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**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/7 "2000-02-10T10:32:00Z")

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they made another scream movie?!¿  
id call that stupid, or perhaps smart if anybody is that stupid as to go watch it. there are plenty of better things i can do with my time than see a scream movie. like cut my toenails or yawn…

bj0rn - it isnt stupid when you find someone to do it…

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/8 "2000-02-10T23:53:00Z")

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I wasn’t expecting it to be good. Ebert gave it two stars. I expected mediocre. It was like watching a train wreck. Not even funny in a bad way.

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-hate-the-new-scream-movie/4150/9 "2000-02-11T01:22:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Jeannie:  
> **I wasn’t expecting it to be good. Ebert gave it two stars. I expected mediocre. It was like watching a train wreck. Not even funny in a bad way.**

Well, then, this sequel is successful in portraying the typical third installment in a trilogy: It sucks.

## Can you imagine, then, what the prequel would be like?

Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.

[Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway)
