Anyone else remember the alternate ending to "Big"?

Maybe, but no one here claims to have seen it.

Because in that universe Josh and Susan were dinosaurs and the movie was about the end of their species.

The movie was called Really, Really Big.

We really are in the worst timeline.

Ever since the last election, I’ve been saying “I’m going to move… to the timeline that has the other ending to Big. I’ll bet there, the Bernie/Kamala Administration has fixed a lot of things.”

Then you’ll have the Mandala Effect to deal with.

Where people swear there was only ever one ending to Big

And we’ll still be at war with Eastasia.

I just saw this earlier today:

The Backwards Ball Cap Guy has such a hard time believing that a half dozen people could be remembering something the wrong way.

“But why does everyone remember the nose ring?” he marvels, as he points to a whole FOUR people who said “Yes”.
(And not even four experts, or historians… four people who chose to spend their free time chronicling their opinions on Reddit.)

ps: the Elmer’s Glue bull has a nose ring…
(I just did more research in 30 seconds than that guy did)