# Anyone else rolling their eyes at the recent topics in IMHO?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 9, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358 "2012-05-09T03:36:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/61 "2012-05-09T19:07:21Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Just Tasmanian Devil entrance, slow on the uptake, and then approach from multiple angles until something works.
> 
> Not a troll, not a he.

My apologies Madame. You keep up that fine way of annoying people. It’s entertaining.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/62 "2012-05-09T19:13:17Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Nice tits. 🙂

As I recall, Sleeps was always prouder of her cock.

I roll my eyes at a lot of topics on this board. I like to think that I hide it well. Sometimes, that’s clearly just a coping mechanism, though.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/63 "2012-05-09T19:15:32Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> _tsk, tsk, tsk._ And here I just finished reading the very successful May mini-rants thread you opened, and I was thinking to myself: _“Maybe there’s hope yet for **living\_in\_hell** to develop into an actual Doper, instead of a future name on a plaque dedicated to the gone-but-not-particularly-missed posters of the past year.”_
> 
> You were doing so _well_ (relatively speaking).
> 
> There’s still time to turn it around, though. Just adopt the habit of self-control.

This is how I felt, feel, and probably will continue on feeling.

Seriously, I could have written this post (although I snipped it a bit).

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/64 "2012-05-09T19:22:55Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> “Powermuff and the Baldness” - it’s got a certain ring to it, you know?

Dare I say it: **BAND NAME!**

Why yes I did dare to say it.

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/65 "2012-05-09T20:18:51Z")

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I guess I won’t link to that thread about frying semen in a pan then…

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/66 "2012-05-09T20:22:49Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Seriously. I’m 35 and I think of Porky’s as something that old people used to watch when they were younger than me.

Now look what you’ve done! You’ve sent Kim Catrell crying to her plastic surgeon.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/67 "2012-05-09T20:22:53Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I don’t think the question about tampon strings is even in the same ballpark. Like it or not, some women might want to know the answer. Just shut up and don’t read it.

I’d like to not read it, but he couldnt shut up about it and makes a thread title of it. So yeah it never even crossed my mind that there are women who contemplate the absorbency of their tampon strings. And if they do, some would have you believe that this is the place to go to survey others about it.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/68 "2012-05-09T20:55:53Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> I’d like to not read it, but he couldnt shut up about it and makes a thread title of it. So yeah it never even crossed my mind that there are women who contemplate the absorbency of their tampon strings. And if they do, some would have you believe that this is the place to go to survey others about it.

It isn’t “surveying” other people about it. Not really. It’s not “Do your tampon strings get wet when you pee”? but “What do you do about it?” It’s a request fot advice and I am another one who is sick and tired of women’s issues being categorized as “gross” or whatever. It’s important.

Ball scratching is normal but god forbid we talk about actual issues. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/69 "2012-05-09T21:23:45Z")

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Maybe it’s just me, but I really wish living\_in-hell would just go the EVERLOVINGFUCK away.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/70 "2012-05-09T21:39:08Z")

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> [@Missy2U](#):
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> Maybe it’s just me, but I really wish living\_in-hell would just go the EVERLOVINGFUCK away.

Noted.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/71 "2012-05-09T22:50:34Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Thank you. Quite helpful. 🙂

Well? We’re waiting… what is your nipple profile?

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**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/72 "2012-05-09T23:09:05Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> Like [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=647156), you mean?
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> Or possibly [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651155)?

Touche’

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/73 "2012-05-09T23:17:47Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Just Tasmanian Devil entrance, slow on the uptake, and then approach from multiple angles until something works.
> 
> Not a troll, not a he.

You’re a _CHICK_?

Not that that’s anything to be ashamed of; it’s just a little surprising.

'Cos you totally annoy like a guy…

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/74 "2012-05-09T23:34:13Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> If you are posting here, the assumption is that you respect mature discussion of mature topics.

> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Whatsamatta teach, don’t wanna talk about your lovely wife’s clam basket?

> [@Female Dopers and your "nether regions"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-and-your-nether-regions/621352/6):
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> Why not tell us all then, about your lovely wife’s poontang and how you two feel about her pubic hair? )

Yeah, you’re a real paradigm of maturity.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/75 "2012-05-09T23:41:46Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> You’re a _CHICK_?
> 
> Not that that’s anything to be ashamed of; it’s just a little surprising.
> 
> 'Cos you totally annoy like a guy…

I’m 100% female, though I’ve taken down more than my fair share of XY— everywhere between a high school XC race (where I competed against all boys, and was only beaten by 2) to the 3rd highest salary at work (2nd highest for a female).

I wear bras and use tampons and hae never weighed more than 138 lbs. And in 20 plus years of drinking have never ever lost a beer chugging contest to anyone. Ever.

Don’t be surprised; girls are far more annoying than boys. (Unless you are Cat Whisperer or Flatlined, in which case you rule).

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/76 "2012-05-10T00:10:27Z")

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I hope the licensing fee for the song “You’re the Best Around” isn’t too high, because this board has been playing the shit out of it lately.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/77 "2012-05-10T00:14:08Z")

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Hey sweet Karate Kid reference. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/78 "2012-05-10T00:51:51Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> I’m 100% female

And 100% an annoying FUCK!

Could you PLEASE go find another hobby?

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/79 "2012-05-10T01:09:15Z")

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> [@Missy2U](#):
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> And 100% an annoying FUCK!
> 
> Could you PLEASE go find another hobby?

Noted.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-rolling-their-eyes-at-the-recent-topics-in-imho/621358/80 "2012-05-10T01:15:43Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Noted.

Missed the edit. You already told her that, dummy. Try to keep up. :eyeroll:

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