# Anyone ever have a Stimpy plush doll? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 27, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634 "2010-08-27T04:57:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/1 "2010-08-27T04:57:03Z")
I bought one for my seven year old nephew around 1990, I think. It was awesome. When you squeezed his stomach, he farted. Make no mistake…that was the noise. But what was hilarious was the packaging. It came in one of those framed boxes…the kind where the front panel is open so you can touch the doll, or, in this case, try him out. It said on the box that it made “an under leg noise.” The bowdlerization of “farting” to me was funnier than the fact that a kid’s doll farted. Ok, not quite as funny, because nothing is funnier than farting, but, still…🙂 BTW, I still have the log song memorized. ---
**Author:** ![cgg419](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cgg419/32/2847_2.png) [@cgg419](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgg419)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/2 "2010-08-27T07:31:52Z")
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack and fits on your back? It’s Log, Log, Log! It’s Log, Log, It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood. It’s Log, Log, It’s better than bad, it’s good! Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log! Never had or saw the doll, but I might have to watch some episodes on Youtube now that you’ve reminded me of the show 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/3 "2010-08-27T07:38:47Z")
YOU STUPID IDIOT! Fun stuff. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/4 "2010-08-27T11:59:56Z")
My son was given one of those Stimpy dolls for his birthday and it might still be in a storage bin in our basement. Related, I went out and cut a segment off of a fallen tree, put a bow on it and my sons had “Log” for Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/5 "2010-08-27T13:05:28Z")
I had one. Lost it. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/6 "2010-08-27T13:26:04Z")
Had one with suction cups to stick to the inside of my car window. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/7 "2010-08-27T14:00:25Z")
I’ve still got a Ren & Stimpy dolls in my office, but I don’t think either one farted. They had sewn in butt cracks though, which gave my daughters endless amusement > [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](#): > > BTW, I still have the log song memorized. How about the Royal Anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen? Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean up after them And our saddle sores are the best We proudly wear women’s clothing And searing sand blows up our skirts. The buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes will devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to [del]hell[/del] For that is our great reward For being the-UH Roy-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/8 "2010-08-27T14:23:13Z")
Oh my beloved ice cream bar, how I love to lick your creamy center and your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You’re not like the others. You like the same things I do. Waxed paper, boiled football leather, dog breath. We’re not hitchhiking anymore…WE’RE RIDING! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/9 "2010-08-27T14:27:55Z")
I have a Stimpy doll(dressed as Santa Claus), and a Ren doll(dressed as a reindeer). _YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KEEEEELLL YOU!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/10 "2010-08-27T14:46:33Z")
I have a Ren. I got it 1992 from a friend. Still have it. Ren’s pretty snuggly, actually. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/11 "2010-08-27T15:17:07Z")
Happy happy, joy joy Happy happy, joy joy Happy happy, joy joy Happy happy, joy joy Happy happy, joy joy Happy happy, joy joy Happy happy, joy joy joy I don’t think you’re happy enough, that’s right! I’ll _teach_ you to be happy! I’ll teach your _grandmother_ to _suck eggs!_ Now boys and girls, let’s try it again… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/12 "2010-08-27T15:18:39Z")
Greatest Ren and Stimpy line ever: “Dude talks to farts, man.” ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/13 "2010-08-27T15:24:28Z")
Ren: Now listen, Cadet. I’ve got a job for you. See this button? [Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away] Ren: Don’t touch it! It’s the History Eraser Button, you fool! Stimpy: So what’ll happen? Ren: That’s just it. We don’t know! Maaaybe something bad, maaaaybe something good. I guess we’ll never know, 'cause _you’re_ going to guard it. You won’t touch it, will you? ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/14 "2010-08-27T15:31:40Z")
I’ll bet the mods will guard the Thread Eraser Button! How can they possibly resist the maddening urge to eradicate this thread at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, _shiny_ button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will they hold out, folks? Can they hold out? Edit: simulpost while looking up the exact quote to mangle! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/15 "2010-08-27T15:36:58Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > Happy happy, joy joy > Happy happy, joy joy > Happy happy, joy joy > Happy happy, joy joy > Happy happy, joy joy > Happy happy, joy joy > Happy happy, joy joy joy > > I don’t think you’re happy enough, that’s right! > I’ll _teach_ you to be happy! > I’ll teach your _grandmother_ to _suck eggs!_ > Now boys and girls, let’s try it again… Hey kids! This is your old pal Stinky Whizzleseats and this is a song about A WHALE! No! This is a song about being happy! it’s the Happy, HAppy, Joy, Joy song. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/16 "2010-08-27T15:40:11Z")
My father-in-law has the Stimpy, still in the packaging! My kids love it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/17 "2010-08-27T15:56:17Z")
I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren & Stimpy show, to make under-leg noises during the good scenes, to wear unwashed lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/18 "2010-08-27T16:18:06Z")
Never had the doll. But perhaps you would like to buy some of our rubber nipples? ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/19 "2010-08-27T16:21:54Z")
I had a postcard book with still images from several episodes. I’m pretty sure I still have it. You keep your dream, and I’ll keep the money! ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634/20 "2010-08-27T16:23:21Z")
Mr. Horse: So, nipples huh? No sir, I don’t think I have any use for rubber nipples. Tell ya what, though! Do ya have any rubber walrus protectors? Walrus: (whispers) call the poliiiiice! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-a-stimpy-plush-doll/551634.md?page=2)