# Anyone ever have sex with a pet? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 8, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718 "2003-12-08T07:19:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hydrocortisone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Hydrocortisone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hydrocortisone)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/1 "2003-12-08T07:19:29Z")
I have heard that it is not all that uncommon for a person to have sex with a dog, cat, etc. I have never had sex with any animal and I don’t know anyone who has. Has anybody here ever had sex with a pet (or any animal)? Why did you do it? Was it a one-time thing? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/2 "2003-12-08T07:40:45Z")
No, but I did engage in heavy petting. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/3 "2003-12-08T07:41:39Z")
Unless you’re talking about Penthouse Pet of the month; NO! I did however have one girl openly admit that she used to put peanutbutter on her uh, Well you know. Then have her dog lick it off. I’m not sure whats worse; The fact that she openly admits this or that she actually used to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Hydrocortisone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Hydrocortisone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hydrocortisone)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/4 "2003-12-08T07:41:50Z")
Ha ha, NoClueBoy, but I would like to keep this serious. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/5 "2003-12-08T07:55:25Z")
I remember that a guy (or girl? I forgot which, now that I think about it) said s/he blew his/her dog once (or regularly, I forget which) on the last TMI thread [that I’ve seen], which was closing up around the time I joined the SDMB. I’ve wondered the same thing–how many people actually do that–I haven’t, although I intentionally showed one of my cats my equipment once. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/6 "2003-12-08T08:06:53Z")
Does Paris Hilton count as a dog? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/7 "2003-12-08T18:07:08Z")
I had a friend who stuck her toe up her dog’s butt once. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/8 "2003-12-08T18:19:45Z")
My goldfish Moe and I have been sharing long evenings together but have yet to take it to the “next level.” He likes to tease… ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/9 "2003-12-08T19:51:02Z")
Gather 'round kids! It’s time for the [TMI thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44749)! Just a warning: I found it by searching for “golden retriever.” Heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/10 "2003-12-08T20:15:01Z")
Sex with a pet would just seem too strange, what with no pigtails to hold on to. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/11 "2003-12-08T20:32:30Z")
Oh why did I open this thread? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/12 "2003-12-08T20:35:38Z")
Oh why did I open that link? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/13 "2003-12-08T20:53:00Z")
I have a blow up rubber sheep that I regularly service. Does that count? I assure you it is a ewe or is that eugh! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/14 "2003-12-08T21:05:05Z")
> [@](#): > > From **Hydrocortisone** > I have heard that it is not all that uncommon for a person to have sex with a dog, cat, etc. Where did you hear this from? Am I hanging around the wrong (or, more correctly, the right) group of people? 😉 What ever happened to **oldscratch**? ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/15 "2003-12-08T21:42:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Oh why did I open that link? > > 😃 \*\* I didn’t. I’m learning, aren’t I? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/16 "2003-12-08T21:46:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rabid\_Squirrel \* > \*\*What ever happened to **oldscratch**? \*\* He’s living in Atlanta and from what I can tell is doing quite well. I’d be happy to pass on any messages to him. ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/17 "2003-12-09T01:34:35Z")
I haven’t, but I have a friend who has. I am 100 % sure she has done the nasty with her dog at least once, and I’m NOT telling how I know. The bestiality didn’t affect our friendship, but I try not to wear skirts when the dog’s around. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/18 "2003-12-09T01:39:51Z")
First it was sex with siblings. Now we have sex with animals. What’s next, sex with aliens? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-ever-have-sex-with-a-pet/217718/19 "2003-12-09T02:06:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hydrocortisone \* > \*\*I have heard that it is not all that uncommon for a person to have sex with a dog, cat, etc. I have never had sex with any animal and I don’t know anyone who has. Has anybody here ever had sex with a pet (or any animal)? Why did you do it? Was it a one-time thing? \*\* This is the second IMHO-inappropriate thread of yours I’ve had to either move or close today. You can either get your mind out of the gutter, or you can move on. Your call.