# Anyone feel like wallowing in immaturity?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 15, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876 "2005-09-15T23:16:31Z")
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### Author: ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/1 "2005-09-15T23:16:31Z")

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There was report on this evening’s All Things Considered about teen sexual behavior and its ramifications for the spread of STDs. Very serious topic, right? The giggle-factor is there, but as a mature adult I should probably be able to listen to them talking about blowjobs on NPR without untoward mirth.

But the name of one of the researchers is Dr. Manlove.

It was a “driveway moment” for me; I sat in the car listening to the story, and sniggering like a twelve-year-old.

[Have a listen.](http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4849466) Count then number of times Allison Aubrey says “Manlove.”

_snicker_

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### Author: ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/2 "2005-09-15T23:31:46Z")

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“Good afternoon Dr Manlove.”  
“Oh please, Allison, call me Knobgobbler!”

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### Author: ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/3 "2005-09-15T23:34:18Z")

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_snerk_ 😃

A friend of mine used to work for a sex therapist in Illinois whose name was Dick Proctor. This name is somewhat amusing just pronounced straight, but it gets better if you turn it into a Spoonerism.

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### Author: ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/4 "2005-09-15T23:41:05Z")

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Was the therapist an MD or PhD? Doctor Dick Proctor?

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### Author: ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/5 "2005-09-15T23:50:00Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> Was the therapist an MD or PhD? Doctor Dick Proctor?

'Fraid not. He was a psychiatric social worker. It’s not easy to make anything naughty out of that. I tried, though.

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### Author: ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/6 "2005-09-16T01:44:42Z")

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Thanks, **Podkayne**. \<giggling\>

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### Author: ![SnootQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@SnootQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnootQueen)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/7 "2005-09-16T11:35:29Z")

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I don’t have to listen to that, you’re a PREvert!

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### Author: ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/8 "2005-09-16T20:58:54Z")

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[Snicker](http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/coldwellbankerpbr.com/gaye-males/).

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### Author: ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/9 "2005-09-16T21:06:20Z")

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Wait, I listened, and I heard no "Manlove"s!

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### Author: ![yerba\_buena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@yerba\_buena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yerba_buena)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/10 "2005-09-17T01:07:58Z")

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> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> Wait, I listened, and I heard no "Manlove"s!

Ditto.

:mad:

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/11 "2005-09-17T03:34:25Z")

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I have on a professional basis encountered a man named Dick Wunderlich (pronounced Wonder-Lick). Let’s leave it at that.

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### Author: ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/12 "2005-09-17T20:29:24Z")

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> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> [Snicker](http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/coldwellbankerpbr.com/gaye-males/).

_snicker_ doesn’t do it justice. I’m gonna be lauging about this all day, and then some.

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### Author: ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/13 "2005-09-17T23:04:24Z")

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There’s a male fertility expert in New Jersey who’s named Eric Seaman, MD.

Robin

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### Author: ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-feel-like-wallowing-in-immaturity/321876/14 "2005-09-17T23:20:47Z")

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A girl I used to date had an OB/GYN named Dr. Harlfinger. She went to another OB/GYN named Dr. Handy…
