# Anyone got a great quote about swords?

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**Created:** [May 11, 2004, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-a-great-quote-about-swords/244589 "2004-05-11T06:20:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-a-great-quote-about-swords/244589/61 "2004-05-14T05:29:24Z")

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**BMalion**  
The WWII M-1 rifle was a 30:06 and it did have a bayonet.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-a-great-quote-about-swords/244589/62 "2004-05-14T12:11:18Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> **BMalion**  
> The WWII M-1 rifle was a 30:06 and it did have a bayonet.

:smack:

in that case…

_have at you!_

😃

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-a-great-quote-about-swords/244589/63 "2004-05-14T18:16:33Z")

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> [@Triskadecamus](#):
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> “The pointy end goes into the other man.”
> 
> From “The Mask of Zorro”
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> Tris

_That’s_ the one. Echoed by:

“You just hold the blunt end and put the pointy bit in the other fellow”  
Terry Pratchett, _Interesting Times_

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-a-great-quote-about-swords/244589/64 "2004-05-14T18:35:20Z")

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> [@tygerbryght](#):
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> Love it!
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> Now, if someone will just come up with an apposite quote from Wellington, I’ll set the pair up together in my sigfile.
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> Pretty please? 🆒

I can think of two, neither sword-related:

Upon seeing his troops:

“I don’t know if they terrify the enemy, but by God they terrify me.”  
The French ambassadors turned their backs on him at a reception:

“No harm. I have seen their backs before.”

Or the quintessential:

“Publish and be damned!”

Regards,  
Shodan

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