# Anyone got any Jokes? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 31, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-any-jokes/27589 "2000-07-31T19:22:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-any-jokes/27589/81 "2000-08-09T20:12:19Z")
**KM2** First warning, bub. Might not be a second one. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-any-jokes/27589/82 "2000-08-09T21:29:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \* > \*\*A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. > > … > > “Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?” > \*\* I just got that one on a birthday card for a friend. It was at a card shop at 18th & Castro here in SF. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-any-jokes/27589/83 "2000-08-09T23:34:42Z")
This thread has turned nasty lately, and a certain poster seems to have an agenda that I would rather not further in this forum, so I’m locking this off. -slythe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-got-any-jokes/27589.md?page=4)