# Anyone heard from Drunky (Smurf)? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880 "2020-04-30T06:43:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/1 "2020-04-30T06:43:47Z")
Haven’t seen him 'round these parts for a while, and searching found his last post was in early Dec 2019. Who’s got our Drunky hostage? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/2 "2020-04-30T06:52:59Z")
Oh, wow. I missed him as well. Didn’t realize it’s been that long. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/3 "2020-04-30T06:57:58Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Haven’t seen him 'round these parts for a while, and searching found his last post was in early Dec 2019. > > Who’s got our Drunky hostage? Maybe he is sheltering in place with AnnieXmas? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/4 "2020-04-30T07:10:35Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Maybe he is sheltering in place with AnnieXmas? ?? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/5 "2020-04-30T07:38:18Z")
**AnnieXmas** used the computer at her public library. I’m assuming she’s ok. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/6 "2020-04-30T08:53:07Z")
I’m sure he’s here somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/7 "2020-04-30T14:30:26Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Haven’t seen him 'round these parts for a while, and searching found his last post was in early Dec 2019. > > Who’s got our Drunky hostage? He picked up a [30-day suspension](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22017522&postcount=1) in early December. Maybe got out of the habit of posting? j ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/8 "2020-04-30T17:07:58Z")
> [@Treppenwitz](#): > > Maybe got out of the habit of posting? Understatement Level: British ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/9 "2020-04-30T17:43:52Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > I’m sure he’s here somewhere. I chuckled. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/10 "2020-04-30T19:00:09Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Understatement Level: British I chuckled too. j ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/11 "2020-05-01T21:30:53Z")
With him gone, I’ve resorted to insulting myself. Not as satisfying. COME BACK, DRUNKYYYyyyyyyy [echo] ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-heard-from-drunky-smurf/852880/12 "2020-05-01T22:50:20Z")
If you see a bald guy in a dress walking around with lots of gold, you’ll know.