# Anyone know anything about encouraging Alien Abductions? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389 "2003-10-09T01:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389/41 "2003-10-10T02:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*MMMMMMM… pig roast… I’d get abducted and probed for one of those! 😃 \*\* HAH! 😃 I’m not even gonna comment on this one. Too easy! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389/42 "2003-10-10T19:02:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > But it was over 20 years ago. I guess the card was lost in the mail. You don’t happen to have their address, do you, **Wyatt**? \*\* **peritrochoid** , no worries, man, they’re a bit behind in their mailings, is all. I’m sure its on it’s way … but if not … .lemme look here, **riffles through his pile o’ addresses written on bar napkins and scraps of paper …** Dang! I’m sure it was one of these, but I didn’t write their names on it … try this one … “The Head of Non-Human Thinking and Plans” 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW Washington DC 20500 That might be it … I’m Sure the folks there would lkie to know how you think they are doing in their plans to change the human race! ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389/43 "2003-10-10T19:40:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > **Anyone know anything about encouraging Alien Abductions?** Interesting approach. Especially when the [average Joe](http://www.aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm) is so busy trying to _discourage_ alien abductions. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389/44 "2003-10-10T22:15:56Z")
**Wyatt** , I think that address is their selection committee. I got a letter from there just recently saying that I’m under review … or something along those lines. **SkyBum** , is it as puzzling to you as it is to me that folks would want to _discourage_ abductions? Actually, I’d **really** like to be abducted by the mantis kind of alien. I’m a big fan of Zorak of Space Ghost fame. Maybe I could get his autograph! YIPPEE!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389/45 "2003-10-11T01:30:44Z")
Well, before you go, you might want to [read up to be prepared](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0970263015/103-0689628-3808612?v=glance). [sub]What’s really disturbing is the customer reviews.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389/46 "2003-10-11T01:36:20Z")
Hey, **don’t mind me** , if you, too, had > [@](#): > > been an “experiencer” since i was young. I didn’t know where to go for help or what to do. This book was exactly what I needed to help me cope with my fear and find help. You’d probably write a glowing review, too. Assuming your deflector beanie was duct-taped on tight enough. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-anything-about-encouraging-alien-abductions/206389.md?page=2)