# Anyone know when Archer season 5 will begin? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 8, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721 "2013-10-08T21:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/1 "2013-10-08T21:19:23Z")
Anyone? Anyone at all? I’m long overdue for a fix of Lana Kane and Cheryl Tunt. Sploosh! …wait…I had something for this… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/2 "2013-10-09T02:51:04Z")
The answer is…yes? Is that what we’re looking for here? Because…wait for it…wait for it…okay, I got nothing. But I’m awesome. Which is more than you. So suck it. _:drinks Scotch:_ Are you still here? Becuase I can make you go away. It involves a gun, and a swamp. No, wait. Not a swamp. Alligators and/or crocodiles live in swamps, and I…don’t like them. Okay, it involves a hypodermic, a rug, and a car trunk. Hey, it works on hookers. _:refills Scotch, fires it down:_ I’m not sharing this, so you should just go away because, seriously, you’re kinda starting to piss me off. You are entering a zone which could, with just another drink or two, be categorized as…_dangerous._ Oh, wait, I know the answe to this! It’s… …wait for it… …wait for it… on or about January 17, 2014. Yeah, I’m kinda bummed about it, too. Beacause THIS MUCH AWSEOME SHOULD BE ON EVERY DAY! yeah ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/3 "2013-10-09T02:53:02Z")
hooray ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/4 "2013-10-09T18:58:43Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > The answer is…yes? Is that what we’re looking for here? > > Because…wait for it…wait for it…okay, I got nothing. > > But I’m awesome. Which is more than you. So suck it. > > _:drinks Scotch:_ > > Are you still here? Becuase I can make you go away. > > It involves a gun, and a swamp. No, wait. Not a swamp. Alligators and/or crocodiles live in swamps, and I…don’t like them. > > Okay, it involves a hypodermic, a rug, and a car trunk. > > Hey, it works on hookers. > > _:refills Scotch, fires it down:_ > > I’m not sharing this, so you should just go away because, seriously, you’re kinda starting to piss me off. You are entering a zone which could, with just another drink or two, be categorized as…_dangerous._ > > Oh, wait, I know the answe to this! It’s… > > …wait for it… > > …wait for it… > > on or about January 17, 2014. > Yeah, I’m kinda bummed about it, too. > > Beacause THIS MUCH AWSEOME SHOULD BE ON EVERY DAY! > > yeah That was the most epic answer on the interwebs ever. Well played, sir. Well played indeed. I feel like I should pay for those drinks…just the tip? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/5 "2013-10-09T22:25:21Z")
I can’t tell you. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/6 "2013-10-09T23:57:21Z")
I wish season 4 would come to Netflix streaming before season 5 begins, but I kind of doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/7 "2013-10-10T01:48:18Z")
> [@SykoSkotty](#): > > That was the most epic answer on the interwebs ever. Well played, sir. Well played indeed. > > I feel like I should pay for those drinks…just the tip? Hold on a sec…where the hell is Ray when you need him? Probably giving Cyril fashion tips. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/8 "2013-10-10T12:47:05Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > I can’t tell you. Can’t, or won’t? ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/9 "2013-10-10T13:11:31Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > Oh, wait, I know the answe to this! It’s… > > …wait for it… > > …wait for it… I was so expecting this to end with a _beeeeep_. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/10 "2013-10-10T15:54:23Z")
To tide you over until then, here’s “Danger Zone” [Archerized.](http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/archer-fx-danger-zone-video/) ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/11 "2013-10-10T16:14:39Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > To tide you over until then, here’s “Danger Zone” [Archerized.](http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/archer-fx-danger-zone-video/) Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/12 "2013-10-10T16:29:48Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#): > > To tide you over until then, here’s “Danger Zone” [Archerized.](http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/archer-fx-danger-zone-video/) 2013 winner of The Nobel Prize for Awesome . ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/13 "2013-10-10T16:37:40Z")
Sploosh. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/14 "2013-10-10T18:57:47Z")
Making me wait until 2014? Ugh, that’s like shooting a unicorn! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/15 "2013-10-10T19:07:53Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Can’t, or won’t? Either? ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/16 "2013-10-10T19:34:09Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > either? phrasing! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/17 "2013-10-10T19:47:34Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > Making me wait until 2014? Do you want to get antsy?! Because that’s how you get antsy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/18 "2014-01-08T05:30:50Z")
A little column A, a little column B. It’ll be Mon. Jan. 13: [http://www.fxnetworks.com/archer](http://www.fxnetworks.com/archer) ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/19 "2014-01-08T06:37:17Z")
Do I know? nooooooooope. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-know-when-archer-season-5-will-begin/670721/20 "2014-01-08T14:58:50Z")
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