# Anyone notice anything... odd about this candid Olympian photo (NUDES) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 10, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839 "2012-07-10T22:37:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/21 "2012-07-11T21:17:17Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Leni Riefenstahl > > [Olympia 1 - Fest der Völker](http://youtu.be/cc4-OdlMcgw) > (Riefenstahl was one of the nude dancers) > > [Olympia 2 - Fest der Schönheit](http://youtu.be/EgjNt98dJk0) Seriously? You want me to watch three and a half hours of Nazi propaganda, just to catch a glimpse of whatever your point was? And you’re not even providing a hint what it may have been? You must be a blast when someone has upset you. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/22 "2012-07-11T21:24:09Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > [Another photo of the Olympic sailor](http://www.sailfeed.com/sites/default/files/u13/Screen%20Shot%202012-07-09%20at%204.43.41%20PM.png), presumably from the same photo shoot. Great Cliffe. Like to see her Tunni. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/23 "2012-07-11T21:24:14Z")
So I guess I’m the only one who looked at picture number 4 and said “Yes, officer, this man has no dick.” ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/24 "2012-07-11T21:27:47Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > You’ve obviously never seen a woman with a penis before. Dude, I’m on the internet. There are websites devoted to women who’ve had penises grafted to their penis at right angles while someone tattooed a grapefruit with a vagina on their shaved head. And people pay $29.95 a month to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/25 "2012-07-11T21:27:58Z")
Stupid volley ball net. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/26 "2012-07-11T22:54:28Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > However, [this one](http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/tunniclife.jpg) looks a little… um,… well, maybe I’m just childish. What do you think? She looks like she could kick my ass. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/27 "2012-07-12T00:27:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyone notice anything… odd about this candid Olympian photo (NUDES) You mean the fact that it’s not candid? ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/28 "2012-07-12T00:43:47Z")
I thought it was a guy until people pointed out it’s a woman. Completely missed the big black schlong association though. [Dannell Leyva](http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3NjTTfl6dUkFHdeEycLHCA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTY0MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/asdf.jpg) is a guy though right? That one would be my favorite. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/29 "2012-07-12T18:06:30Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I thought it was a guy until people pointed out it’s a woman. Completely missed the big black schlong association though. > > [Dannell Leyva](http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3NjTTfl6dUkFHdeEycLHCA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTY0MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/asdf.jpg) is a guy though right? That one would be my favorite. 🙂 One would think Daniel was a guy, but there’s no penis ensued! I thought he was a diver, a re-read shows he’s a gymnast. As I said earlier, even a poorly endowed naked man would have hang-age in that position. You can’t be both titillating and prudish at the same time. A strategically placed volleyball net is titillating. Chopping off someone’s nethers is prudish. Choose another shot if that one is not fit for publication. ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/30 "2012-07-13T15:59:51Z")
A porn site I stumbled across by accident had a 60 second gymnastic routine being performed in the nude. The gymnast seemed to be very accomplished. I was amazed at the musculature on the gymnast and how the body contorted during the various steps of the routine. I was even more amazed that I didn’t find it sexy in an arousing way but sexy in that it illustrated just how much flex is possible with a strong well developed body. The photo of the sailor reminds me of that gymnast. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/31 "2012-07-13T17:39:59Z")
I love nudes of elite athletes - they never seem sexual to me so much as simply amazing, what these dedicated athletes have accomplished with basically the same tools as I was born with. ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/32 "2012-07-13T21:17:16Z")
> [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](#): > > As I said earlier, even a poorly endowed naked man would have hang-age in that position. This photo wasn’t taken with the guy motionless in the air. He was moving in a trajectory, such as down, that could have caused anything loose to be up against his body in the shadow area. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/33 "2012-07-13T21:24:17Z")
This para Olympian has an amazing body. Totally overcame her disability. > **[Paralympian rower bares all for ESPN's Body Issue and reveals 'for me, eating...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172732/Paralympian-rower-Oksana-Masters-bares-ESPNs-Body-Issue-reveals-eating-hardest-things.html)** > > Ukraine-born Oksana Masters, 23, whose legs were amputated as a child, shows off her toned physique in the magazine's glossy pages, sitting nude on a jetty with her oars beside her. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/34 "2012-07-13T22:21:46Z")
My take: To sail like that naked in the roaring surf and spray, I can think of no greater high. ---
**Author:** ![echoreply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/echoreply/32/3641_2.png) [@echoreply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/echoreply)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/35 "2012-07-14T00:36:10Z")
> [@Fir\_na\_tine](#): > > A porn site I stumbled across by accident had a 60 second gymnastic routine being performed in the nude. The gymnast seemed to be very accomplished. I was amazed at the musculature on the gymnast and how the body contorted during the various steps of the routine. > > I was even more amazed that I didn’t find it sexy in an arousing way but sexy in that it illustrated just how much flex is possible with a strong well developed body. The photo of the sailor reminds me of that gymnast. This was pretty much my feeling about the Zumanity Cirque de Soleil show in Vegas. There are parts which are meant to be erotic, but much of it is just accomplished athletes doing their thing in the nude. Just watching their bodies work without leotards getting in the way was very entertaining to me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/36 "2012-07-14T02:10:20Z")
The second one looks pretty uncomfortable, at least in that position. I preferred [Ryan Kesler’s](http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2011/10/ryan-kesler-nude-espn/) shots from ESPN a while back. (Technically I’d say it counts, since he’s an Olympian, although in the 2010 Winter Olympics, not the 2012) Still, I think the ladies will appreciate. ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/37 "2012-07-14T07:32:00Z")
Aren’t there supposed to be Olympics this year? I haven’t heard anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/38 "2012-07-14T11:33:00Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > This para Olympian has an amazing body. Totally overcame her disability. > [Paralympian rower Oksana Masters bares all for ESPN's Body Issue and reveals 'for me, eating is one of the hardest things' | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172732/Paralympian-rower-Oksana-Masters-bares-ESPNs-Body-Issue-reveals-eating-hardest-things.html) Is that **umkay**? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/39 "2012-07-14T13:51:47Z")
There’s sail boat racing in the Olympics? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839/40 "2012-07-14T14:56:13Z")
What I noticed is that the boater is a lot more photoshopped than the others, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-notice-anything-odd-about-this-candid-olympian-photo-nudes/627839.md?page=3)