I actually think that the series is improving from volume to volume, but then, I’m a big fan of Stephen R. Donaldson and Guy Gavriel Kay, so I like my fantasy dark, intense and mature.
Jordan starts slow in all of his books, in the good ones (meaning books 1-5) it picks up about half-way through and leads you to an exciting, multi-threaded climax. In the other books it’s just 800 pages of exposition.
Some lines which I insist on reading before I pick this series up again:
Rand: “Listen up - I’m Rand Al’Thor, the motherfucking Dragon Reborn. I’m the king, the boss, the head honcho. I’m the guy who’s supposed to defeat the bad guys - me, and not any of you assholes. So if one more crotchety old hag treats me like a six-year-old, she’s gonna find herself Severed so fast it’ll make her head spin. An then I’ll spin her head.”
Old Aes Sedai/Wise Woman/Reverend Mother Clone: “Now listen here, you young whippersnapper-”
ZAAAAP
Rand: “Damn, that felt good. And that annoying voice in my head is gone!”
Perrin: “Faile, honey, sit down. We have to talk about our relationship. We have issues, and if we don’t settle them, then we’re over.”
Mat: “Nynaeve? Elayne? Bite me.”
Nynaeve: “Uh, guys? I made a mistake, and I’m sorry. I’ve been learning from my experiences, and I’m determined to be a better person”. (Ha! As if!)
Siuan Sanche: “You know, you’re right - when I was Amirlyn I was calm, self assured and in total control. Now I’m an immature, whiney bitch. How the hell did that happen?”
Everybody: “You know, maybe we should set aside our petty, childlike squabbles and start acting together to defeat Shaitan? There are readers out there who have started rooting for the bad guys, because they at least have their act together. We, on the other hand, couldn’t organize a picnic without spitting into each other’s drinks.”
17,000 Unecessary Subplots: “Aaaargh…ack. Ack. Ack.” :::[die horribly]:::
Ahh, to dream.