# Anyone remember this movie?

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**Created:** [April 18, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693 "2017-04-18T11:55:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/1 "2017-04-18T11:55:45Z")

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When I was a kid this movie scared the heck out of me. It was about aliens that looked like gorillas wearing deep sea diver’s helmets.

Know the name of this campy movie?

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/2 "2017-04-18T12:00:59Z")

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[Robot Monster](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/3 "2017-04-18T12:01:30Z")

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If this is a serious question, you’re thinking of **Robot Monster** , the 1953 independent low-budget film:

> **[Robot Monster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Monster)**
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> Robot Monster (or Monster from Mars) is a 1953 independently made American black-and-white 3D science fiction film, remembered in later decades as one of the worst movies ever made. It was produced and directed by Phil Tucker, written by Wyott Ordung, and stars George Nader, Claudia Barrett, and George Barrows. The production company was Three Dimensional Pictures, Inc. The film was distributed by Astor Pictures.
> Robot Monster tells the story of the alien robot Ro-Man's mission to Earth to des...

It is one of the classic “so bad it’s good” films. I’ve shown it at my bad film festivals. It’s actually made in 3D (which explains the bubble machine), and you can get copies of it in anaglyphic. Elmer Bernstein (who scored **The Ten Commandments** and **the Magnificent Seven** did the score. There are actually thing I like about the film, but the idea of using a guy in a gorilla suit with a space helmet to represent a robot is typical of the film’s shortcomings.

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**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/4 "2017-04-18T14:48:26Z")

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That’s the one. I want to watch it again now that I’m grown up. 😛

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/5 "2017-04-18T14:59:06Z")

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> [@SigMan](#):
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> That’s the one. I want to watch it again now that I’m grown up. 😛
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> Thanks.

Look up the “MST3K” episode with “RM” and make it a double feature. (RM is only 66 minutes long.)

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/6 "2017-04-18T15:08:58Z")

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You guys are so good that even when I know the answer someone else always beats me to it.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/7 "2017-04-18T15:10:50Z")

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Persevere, **DUB** , persevere!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/8 "2017-04-18T15:25:54Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Persevere, **DUB** , persevere!

He must, but he cannot. At what point on the graph do “must” and “cannot” meet?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/9 "2017-04-18T15:59:52Z")

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Ro-Man also appeared elsewhere.

[The Jungle Man and his Mate don’t usually wear clothes. I mean, why would they?](http://kaza-and-gwenna.thecomicseries.com/comics/14/)

Spoilered to comply with two-click rule. Link does not immediately to to nsfw content, but subsequent pages do.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/10 "2017-04-18T17:36:29Z")

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“Are you Ro-Man or Hu-man?” :dubious:

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**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/11 "2017-04-18T17:46:02Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> “Are you Ro-Man or Hu-man?” :dubious:

I’m a He-Man. 😃

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/12 "2017-04-18T18:38:12Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> There are actually thing I like about the film, but the idea of using a guy in a gorilla suit with a space helmet to represent a robot is typical of the film’s shortcomings.

I don’t know what it is about this sentence, but it made me wet my pants laughing!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/13 "2017-04-18T18:53:27Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I don’t know what it is about this sentence, but it made me wet my pants laughing!

Sorry 'bout that.  
Gorillas in space helmets don’t wear pants.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-movie/784693/14 "2017-04-18T22:33:37Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> He must, but he cannot. At what point on the graph do “must” and “cannot” meet?

I had to Google that; brilliant reference. You are awarded 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒
