# Anyone remember this old one-panel joke? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 28, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925 "2021-02-28T01:50:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/1 "2021-02-28T01:50:27Z")
Except I don’t remember any the exact particulars, if it was a cartoon, a line drawing, or a painting. So the description following may be wrong in almost every detail. But the gist of it is that it’s a scene of a virtually empty flat desert except for something like two small rocks and maybe a cactus about a foot high and four inches wide. The scene is titled “three Apaches”. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/2 "2021-02-28T02:53:57Z")
Just to let you know that you are not going crazy, yes I remember it. Very good gag. Like you I am fuzzy on the details. I thought just a line drawing. I hoped it was Gary Larson but, although he has plenty of cactus cartoons, it wasn’t. Now I am annoyed that I can’t dig it up. ---
**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/3 "2021-02-28T02:55:41Z")
Something like that is mentioned in the book **Those who Hunt the Night** by Barbara Hambly. Or possibly the first sequel **Travelling with the Dead**. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/4 "2021-02-28T16:28:03Z")
Could be a Kliban, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/5 "2021-02-28T16:38:38Z")
Thought it was gonna be: “Patience my ass, I’m gonna kill something” > **[Pin on 70s culture](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/847521223598358036/)** > > Jun 19, 2017 - VINTAGE, ORIGINAL 1971; "PATIENCE MY ASS, I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING". BLACKLIGHT POSTER. RARE poster is in very good to excellent condition as shown in the photos. Poster has not been displayed and is ...from ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/6 "2021-02-28T16:44:45Z")
I want one with a pig at a Complaints Department saying “My wife is a slut.”\* 😃 \*_ **Seinfeld** _ reference. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-remember-this-old-one-panel-joke/933925/7 "2021-03-01T16:34:44Z")
Reminds me of this: [![](https://brian.carnell.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/select-all-images-finnish-snipers-920x1024.jpg) ](https://brian.carnell.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/select-all-images-finnish-snipers-920x1024.jpg)