# Anyone spotted Elvis lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978 "2000-06-10T21:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/1 "2000-06-10T21:47:32Z")
Hey I am serious…PLEASE don’t use this thread to just pad your post count. ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/2 "2000-06-10T21:57:41Z")
He was here last weekend. 24th. and Atlantic… Big turn out! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/3 "2000-06-10T21:58:24Z")
Didn’t Elvis go back to his home planet? ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/4 "2000-06-10T22:16:02Z")
He is running for the senate here in Wisconsin. See [this link](http://www.jsonline.com/news/state/jun00/elvis10060900a.asp) Oh how I dread the WI jokes this will breed! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/5 "2000-06-10T22:37:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > He is running for the senate here in Wisconsin. See [this link](http://www.jsonline.com/news/state/jun00/elvis10060900a.asp) > > \*\* Yes! It does roll off the tongue doesn’t it? Senator Elvis ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/6 "2000-06-10T23:17:37Z")
Actually, my friend just saw his image in a pickle she was eating. Ok. It didn’t look that much like him. But we thought we might make a buck by sending the pic into the National Enquirer anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/7 "2000-06-11T01:05:08Z")
No, I have not spotted Elvis. I have, however, painted stripes on him . ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/8 "2000-06-11T01:22:58Z")
I heard he was pumping gas in Valdosta, Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/9 "2000-06-11T04:15:36Z")
Went to Disneyland in April, and out of the corner of my eye, I \*swear \*he passed right by me, as I was walking past the Pirates of the Carribean. He was in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, in full sunglass/sideburn glory. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/10 "2000-06-11T04:23:43Z")
Oh fer cryin’ out loud! Elvis works at a Burger King in Kalamazoo, MI. I thought everyone knew that! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/11 "2000-06-11T04:53:58Z")
I’m heading to Memphis at the end of the month to visit the folks. I’ll let you know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/12 "2000-06-11T09:28:18Z")
I ran into him in a grocery store in Waterloo once. He was visiting his girlfriend there. Oh, wait, you did mean Elvis Stojko, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/13 "2000-06-11T11:41:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Oh fer cryin’ out loud! Elvis works at a Burger King in Kalamazoo, MI. > > I thought everyone knew that! > \*\* Don’t you mean “working on polishing off the Burger King’s inventory”? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/14 "2000-06-11T12:40:22Z")
I saw him at the grocery store last week - he was all over _LIFE_ magazine’s cover. ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/15 "2000-06-11T14:48:13Z")
Real sighting? Back when I worked in retail, late 80’s, we had a regular customer who looked a lot like Elvis; same face, hair, and size (Vegas era). This was in Columbus, OH - at Graceland Shopping Center. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/16 "2000-06-11T19:36:32Z")
He was bowling two lanes down from me, at my cousin’s wedding shower, yesterday. Oh, and he was wearing a bra. ---
**Author:** ![Alphonse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@Alphonse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphonse)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/17 "2000-06-11T19:46:24Z")
Not Elvis, but if you’re looking for Alphonse, you found him. But answer quick. I don’t like to wait. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/19 "2000-06-11T20:15:55Z")
Dave/Alphonse How am I going to find out where Elvis is with you in here. Go back to Moronsville. ---
**Author:** ![And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/And_Salt_to_You)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/20 "2000-06-11T20:28:44Z")
I’ve got Elvis on board. He’ll show his face when Elian leaves, probably in 5-6 years. Doesn’t want anyone upstaging his comback. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978/21 "2000-06-12T17:42:46Z")
Ya know… I’ve lived in vegas for 7 months now and have YET to see an elvis! I’m so disappointed. ☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-spotted-elvis-lately/21978.md?page=2)