# Anyone Up For A Doper Orgy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942 "2001-06-24T05:06:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/1 "2001-06-24T05:06:47Z")

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Just kidding! 😃

ROTFLMAO!!

**I made you look!**

LMAO!!

[sub]Sorry, I’m bored tonight! ;o\*)\*[/sub]

ROFL!!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/2 "2001-06-24T05:10:55Z")

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Maybe not an ORGY, but I’d sure go for a party in which I could steal a few minutes in the closet with someone 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/3 "2001-06-24T05:12:49Z")

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Have anyone in mind, **Manservant**?

😉

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/4 "2001-06-24T05:13:22Z")

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No, no. No parties for me, I’ve drunk off of my ass tonight.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/5 "2001-06-24T05:15:04Z")

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You’re all a bunch of teases!

First **UncleBeer** with his misleading thread title about The Bottoms.

The **The Mermaid** with her “you missed my accidently linked to risque pictures” \*\* and\*\* her Flaming hot ass thread.

Then **Persephone** , the minx.

Now you, **Silo**. Frankly, I’m shocked.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/6 "2001-06-24T05:15:24Z")

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Can I set the guest list?

If so, I’m in. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/7 "2001-06-24T05:16:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mercutio \*  
> \*\*No, no. No parties for me, I’ve drunk off of my ass tonight. \*\*

All this, and he’s a contortionist too.

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/8 "2001-06-24T05:19:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mercutio \*  
> \*\*No, no. No parties for me, I’ve drunk off of my ass tonight. \*\*

Merc, i always knew you had a secret talent in you.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/9 "2001-06-24T05:23:01Z")

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As it were.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/10 "2001-06-24T08:16:13Z")

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Dammit! Now you got me all upset. Here I was expecting some hot Canadian chicks to come down for an orgy, but I’m left alone with a keyboard. Damn you, damn you all!

Tripler  
Jeezus, I need a beer. . .

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/11 "2001-06-24T17:31:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> \*\*Dammit! Now you got me all upset. Here I was expecting some hot Canadian chicks to come down for an orgy, but I’m left alone with a keyboard. Damn you, damn you all!  
> \*\*

Heheheheeee

We were already at the ‘other’ Dopefest… the secret Canadian Orgy Dopefest.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/12 "2001-06-24T17:36:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \*  
> > \*\*No, no. No parties for me, I’ve drunk off of my ass tonight. \*\*
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> All this, and he’s a contortionist too. \*\*

ROFLMAO! Yer funny. Do me.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/13 "2001-06-24T17:40:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*ROFLMAO! Yer funny. Do me. \*\*

Where’s the closet?

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/14 "2001-06-24T17:44:26Z")

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Sorry Silo, but it’ll have to be an all-boy orgy. Us girls are all busy with MaxTorque 😉

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/15 "2001-06-24T17:44:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mercutio \*  
> \*\*No, no. No parties for me, I’ve drunk off of my ass tonight. \*\*

Just goes to prove that alcohol fucks with your head.

That “I’ve” should have been “ **I’m** ”

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/16 "2001-06-25T01:52:08Z")

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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. Damn.

Did I say “damn”?

Damn.

_ **You big tease!** _

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/17 "2001-06-25T01:57:13Z")

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\*\* Damn you, Silo!\*\*

-frustrated growl-

And just when things were looking up for me, too!

I guess I’ll just settle for hanging out with **Tygr** , which happens to look QUITE promising.

Anyways, I say let’s have an orgy anyhow-everyone’s invited, EXCEPT Silo!

-sticks tongue out-

Bite me!

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/18 "2001-06-25T03:16:00Z")

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I’m up for it. Ask around.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/19 "2001-06-25T03:25:49Z")

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Maybe this will prove that I’m for real. Just give me a sec to get ready.

:Mermaid strips naked:

:gathers up riques pics and makes a gazillion copies:[sub]I’ll sign those later, after I get to uhm know you better[/sub]

:fans still flaming ass:

Ok I’m ready for the fun but I’ve got just one question.

Is is hot in here or is it just me?

😃

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**Author:** ![trose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/20 "2001-06-25T03:38:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*Heheheheeee
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> We were already at the ‘other’ Dopefest… the secret Canadian Orgy Dopefest. \*\*

Is that what COD stands for? I’ve been sending all my invitations back!

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