# Anyone Up For A Doper Orgy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942 "2001-06-24T05:06:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/61 "2001-06-26T22:45:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\*  
> “Say, is there a Chef in the house? I’d be _very_ grateful if she could find something to sate my appetite…”  
> \*\*

Funny you should ask.

I’m that girl hiding behind the big BBQ grilling off steaks, chicken, sausages (😉 what orgy would be complete with a platter of grilled bratwurst), lamb kebabs, veggie kababs, veggie burgers… aw crap. I’m just cooking anything anyone could want.

I’ve got the gallon of homemade chocolate sauce and real whipped cream for dessert right here.

What do you mean I didn’t bring anything to put that sauce and cream on? You’re all here, aren’t you?

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**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/62 "2001-06-26T22:57:31Z")

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**Sengkelat** ’s head breaks the surface of the hot tub and he peers about warily. He emerges the rest of the way from the bubbling pool, much to the surprise of **thinksnow** , **Bunny** , **Porcupine** and **Tygr**. Rivulets of water run from **Sengkelat’s** dark brown hair, down his muscular chest, subtly channeled by the trail of short fuzz down his abdomen before disappearing into his black swim trunks.

He strides purposefully through the thigh-deep water, steam trailing off his brown skin in the comparatively cool air, steps gracefully over the carved marble edge of the tub and keeps walking. It is at this moment that **rayniday** realizes **Sengkelat** has been walking directly towards her. She meets his gaze and feels self conscious, knowing that he’s caught her looking.

His eyes are dark brown, like polished mahogany, and his gaze smolders with an intensity **rayniday** has seldom seen. He comes closer, too close, she shouldn’t let him stand this close, should she? She can feel the heat radiating off his body. He reaches a hand up and runs his fingers up the back of her neck, through her hair, then slowly back down and along her cheek, all the while looking directly into her eyes.  
“I’m in the wrong room…” she stammers.  
**Sengkelat** gives an unreadable smile, and says “You mean you didn’t see the sign on the door?” He turns and walks away.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/63 "2001-06-26T23:50:12Z")

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Oh \*\* Tygr?\*\*

Are you looking for somebody?

::Sashays over to the hot tub. Kicks off the heels and slowly peels off the top and mini-skirt. Gracefully slides into the hot tub next to Tygr::  
Wanna show me just how fierce you can be?  
::Sit close to Tygr and runs her fingers up and down his chest. Looks up through her eyelashes and bats them at him::

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**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/64 "2001-06-27T01:28:27Z")

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S…s…sign…let me check…

_goes to the door, opens a sliver, reads the sign_ Hey! Room 208? But my appointment was for Room 206…_checks watch_ Oh, I’m too late anyway…_follows \<b\>Sengkelat\</b\>_

You know, I hear when Dopers reach 100 posts, they’re taken upstairs with 2 whores and some other…necessities. Congrats on reaching that far. I’m almost there…_sighs dramatically_ But where am I gonna find 2 guys to go with me?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/65 "2001-06-27T01:54:33Z")

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::Nailing the closet door shut::

Onnnnnnne, twoooooooooooo…

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/66 "2001-06-27T02:01:34Z")

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:Mermaid emerges from another corner of the impossibly large hot tub:

:_Yaaaaawn_:

Good evening everyone, I slipped into the tub earlier today to take a nap of course and I was so exhausted that it seems I must have slept all day.

There are a few things you may not realize about me

1. I can stay underwater forever if I want to

2. I have very very good underwater vision

3. I wasn’t asleep the whole time

😉

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/67 "2001-06-27T02:33:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \*  
> \*\*Damn…I really could use a good lay too…tease!!
> 
> 🙂 Anyone around Boston lookin to get lucky? \*\*

Hey now! **Pammipoo** , how are _you_ doin’?

I’ve got a horseshoe, and a rabbit’s foot… but they don’t seem to be doing the trick. Think you can help me out?

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**Author:** ![Jkayla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5fc32e/32.png) [@Jkayla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jkayla)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/68 "2001-06-27T03:18:57Z")

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> _Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> Oh \*\* Tygr?_\*
> 
> Are you looking for somebody?

Not anymore…🙂

:: Tygr watches the sexy vision that is **hardygrrl** approaching him and mutters “Up periscope…”

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> Wanna show me just how fierce you can be?

My dear, after watching your strut, your delectable disrobing, and your lovely batted eyelashes, I’m feeling _very_ fierce indeed.

You do know that tygrs are the only big cats that know how to enjoy being in the water. [sub](And don’t you like the term “Big Cats”? I know I do.)[/sub]

Growrr-prrrrrr. :: Tygr leans over and nuzzles hardygrrls slender soft neck. ::  
_Note: This post was actually submitted by TYGR, not Mrs. Tygr as it appears. Just a small fubar with their accounts. Carry on. - UB_  
[Edited by UncleBeer on 06-27-2001 at 06:55 AM]

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/69 "2001-06-27T03:30:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \*  
> \*\*::Nailing the closet door shut::  
> Onnnnnnne, twoooooooooooo… \*\*

**Manservant** , do you really think you should be banging that thing in here? 😉

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/70 "2001-06-27T03:39:56Z")

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::Moves in closer to Tygr. Sits on his lap and lets one hand slide beneath the water::

Somebody’s feeling very fierce tonight. Guess I don’t have to ask “how YOU doing?” 😉

::Leans in closer and starts kissing Tygr’s neck::

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/71 "2001-06-27T03:44:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \*  
> > \*\*::Nailing the closet door shut::  
> > Onnnnnnne, twoooooooooooo… \*\*
> 
> **Manservant** , do you really think you should be banging that thing in here? 😉 \*\*

That ain’t a hammer, bay-beeee. I promise not to bite.

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/72 "2001-06-27T05:41:05Z")

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_kiss_(((( **hardygrrl** ))))_kiss_  
Yum. Thanks, I needed that.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/73 "2001-06-27T06:00:55Z")

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_wanders over to the BBQ and helps herself to some bratwurst… she wears only a blue sarong tied around her and looks at all the others… sighs thinking to herself_ “Look at all them having fun… and here I am… with the food. Figures.”

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/74 "2001-06-27T06:05:08Z")

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\<plucking the brat from **Obsidians** hand, **ts** spins and dips her, bussing her full on the lips\>

“Welcome to the party,” he growls, “I hope you’ve got a suit. 'Course, skinny-tubbing is accepted and encouraged, too.”  
[sub]Coming soon: The Hottub, part 2.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/75 "2001-06-27T13:07:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> **Somebody’s feeling very fierce tonight.**

Yes, I’m fierce and you’re feeling. [sub](Mmmm, yowza…)[/sub]

::shivers under your light kisses and soft hands, then his hands begin to move under the water as well, lightly caressing some deliciously soft places…::

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/76 "2001-06-27T14:29:10Z")

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**Bunny** says, with her arm around **porc** , “C’mere. And bring the brat with you”.  
She wiggles her finger at **ts** and **Obsidian**.  
[sub]Oh my! Did I write that? Bad Bunny![/sub] :snicker:

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**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/77 "2001-06-27T16:02:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by rayniday \*  
> \*\*S…s…sign…let me check…
> 
> _goes to the door, opens a sliver, reads the sign_ Hey! Room 208? But my appointment was for Room 206…_checks watch_ Oh, I’m too late anyway…_follows \<b\>Sengkelat\</b\>_
> 
> You know, I hear when Dopers reach 100 posts, they’re taken upstairs with 2 whores and some other…necessities. Congrats on reaching that far. I’m almost there…_sighs dramatically_ But where am I gonna find 2 guys to go with me?  
> \*\*

**Sengkelat** is at the bar when **rayniday** catches up with him. He’s sipping a drink from a tall glass, and as she watches, a drop of condensation falls from it onto his thigh. Her eyes follow its path down along his inner thigh, and her thoughts continue on that path after the droplet has left her sight. **Sengkelat** looks up at her.  
“I didn’t get anything for my 100th post…but why would I want two whores, when I could could be here with you? …I’m glad you changed your mind about being in the right room.”  
“I missed my appointment, see…” She trails of as **Sengkelat** slowly stands and steps close. His right hand glides to her waist, to the small of her back, then lower, just below the swell of her hip. She can feel the controlled strength in his hand as it pulls her to him. His left hand brushes a wisp of **rayniday** ’s hair out of her face, then grazes the sensitive hollow beneath her ear, and lightly runs a finger along her lower lip before coming to rest on her shoulder. He kisses along the side of her neck, down to her shoulder. **Sengkelat** leans in close, until their lips are almost touching. She can feel his warm breath, and nearly taste the almost-kiss.  
“You’re overdressed,” he murmurs, as his left hand begins to deftly unbutton her blouse…

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/78 "2001-06-27T21:52:22Z")

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The Hottub (Part 2)

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> **Bunny** says, with her arm around **porc** , “C’mere. And bring the brat with you”.  
> She wiggles her finger at **ts** and **Obsidian**.

_\<Never one to leave a woman wanting, and certainly not two women, **ts** makes his way back to the hot-tub, leading the freshly stripped **Obsidian** by the hand.\>_

A row rumbling voice inquires of the ladies divine, “What do you two have in mind for our little **Butterfly** here?” as he passes first one hand then the other to the waiting women.

_\< **ts** starts to say something else, but is suddenly silent, as a smirking smile flashes across his face\>  
\<a **Mermaid** can be seen arcing through the water and in one hand, she seems to be trailing a pair of shorts\>_

“Somebody ought to nail her fins to de floor,” **think** says, in his best _Sebastian_ voice and dives in after her.

_\<His strong legs, with years of running, rugby, cycling and skiing, are still no match for the lithe fluidity of **Mermaid** s tail, as she literally swims circles around him. He stops and stands, laughing, as she creates a small whipping whirlpool around him.\>_

The sun bears down on **thinks** body, his hips and his tan-line just visible above the plane of the water, a trail running from his chest to below the water, where it stops suddenly, as though trimmed. A shadow swims toward him, just below the surface.

Erupting from the water, drenching **ts** with her spray as she lands in his arms, **Mermaid** winks and says “I think you lost something.”  
“I don’t need those, _now_.”

_\<In his arms, her fin turns to legs- pale white and bare, a small well-trimmed patch glistening with water. She rests with her arms draped around his neck\>_

“Whatever shall we do now,” she queries.

\*\<Behind them, they hear the splashing of the others, a cannonball from **hardygrrl** , a whooping jack-knife from **Manservant** and a graceful swan-dive from **katie** , as yet more people drop in to get wet.\>

_-still to come, The Hottub versus the Gazebo and Whatever did happen in that closet?_\*

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/79 "2001-06-27T23:58:35Z")

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::Starts purring as Tygr’s hands explore her. The purrs turn into moans the further and more persistently his hand moves::

You keep that up…we’re going to have to find a room or a closet…maybe a dimly lit corner?

::Starts kissing her way down Tygr’s neck to his chest. Changes her mind,wraps her arms around his shoulders and straddles his lap::  
Find us a room…and bring the massage oil with you. 😉

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**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/80 "2001-06-28T02:35:28Z")

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_walks up behind **Obsidian** and places a hand on her shoulder_

Poor little Flutterby, just got a bt of attention and you’ve been left in the lurch for a mermaid. _slips an arm around her waist_ What say we go find a quiet corner somewhere?

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