# Anyone Up For A Doper Orgy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942 "2001-06-24T05:06:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/101 "2001-06-29T16:29:20Z")
**thinksnow** You’ve got your terms mixed up, babe. I’m showing them the meaning of “fingercuffing” not “water sports”. I do have SOME limits. 🙂 ::Goes back to the lesson:: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/102 "2001-06-29T17:20:58Z")
Well **raniday** I think you’re being much too easy on **thinksnow**. He has commited several social faux pas and for each crime he must be punished in a manner befitting each offense. Offense #1. For the crime of screwing up the storyline, it feel it is only fair that he pick up where we last saw him. I believe that was with a certain mermaid in the hot tub who was just about to “have her fins nailed to the floor”.😉 Offense #2. For the crime of screwing up the VB code, I must insist that ts demonstrate the correct way to write the code----with his tongue—on the skin of any of the members of this entourage who have the time to ensure that he is performing it exactly as it should be written. Any incorrect or illegible entries will need to be repeated until the reviewer is **completely** satisfied. (I get first dibs on _italics_) I think it is only fair that these task be completed before thinksnow’s swim trunks are returned to him. In addition, it would be a nice gesture on ts’s part if he demonstrate his contriteness by treating each member to a full body almond oil massage—using any body part except his hands. To be fair, we shall take a vote. All in favor of this punishment being carried out to the letter please raise your hands. [sub]both hands up[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/103 "2001-06-29T19:47:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > **…demonstrate the correct way to write the code----with his tongue—** For your sake I sincerely hope, **ts** , that you know how to, ah, draw a proper lower-case “ **i** ” and upper-case “ **T** ”. -Tygr, who really knows his A-B-C’s 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/104 "2001-06-29T21:09:44Z")
The room is small and cozy, with a massage table in the middle, and a beige love seat along the far wall. Two lamps, in opposite corners, give off a warm and pleasant glow. A large jug rests on the massage table. “Here we go,” says **rayniday** , grabbing the jug. She pours some out into her hands, and steps towards **Sengkelat**. She places her hands on his shoulders, massaging back and forth, slipping her hands down his arms, tracing the V-shaped indentation at the base of his triceps with her fingers, downward until she reaches his hands. His hands close over hers, and as their fingers twine together she looks up into his eyes. His face is framed by thick dark hair, damp and unruly from the hot tub, with a few wisps trailing onto his forehead. His chin is strong, beardless, and his lips are slightly parted as he breathes deeply, but it is the fire in his eyes that draws her gaze. **Sengkelat** slides a hand up her arm, to her shoulder and gently turns **rayniday** , until she is facing away, with **Sengkelat** ’s right arm wrapped around her waist. He nuzzles her ear, and murmurs something incomprehensible before kissing her shoulder, working his way up, until he is kissing the back of her neck. **Rayniday** shivers, and lets out a quiet gasp. She leans back into his wide chest, her hands reaching back and stroking **Sengkelat** ’s muscular thighs. **Sengkelat** reaches out and lifts the jug of almond oil, and pours a thin stream across **rayniday** ’s chest. Her blouse had long since been discarded, and the oil coats the upper surface of her breasts, warm and smooth as it trickles around her nipples and onto her abdomen. **Rayniday** looks on in fascination as **Sengkelat** ’s right hand gathers the oil on her stomach and spreads it over her. His hand cups the underside of a breast, then moves up, rubbing the oil gently into her nipple, sending delightful sensations through her, then continues to the upper slope of her chest. Her body glistens in the light of the room like a polished goddess idol. She languidly leans her head back against his shoulder, her eyes closed. She can feel **Sengkelat** ’s breath, his mouth close to hers, and her lips part slightly. “Yes…” she whispers, just before he kisses her, their tongues meeting in a delicate minuet. Meanwhile, **Edwardina** and **Francesca** have been moving the heavy love seat in front of the door, preventing it from opening inwards. “Damn that was heavy” says **Francesca** , breathing hard. “My, oh my” **Edwardina** murmurs, looking at the pair in the center of the room. She steps forward and takes the jug of almond oil, pouring more on **Sengkelat**. She rubs it into his tanned shoulders, down his back, past his shoulder blades, and along his sides. She reaches around and places the palm of her hands on his chest, in the small space between him and **rayniday** ’s back, and slowly slides them down, over his sculpted pectorals, past the end of his rib cage, savoring each undulation as her slick hands glide over his abdomen. Her fingertips slip slightly beneath the band of his trunks, and she is gratified to hear a murmur from **Sengkelat** , muffled by the passionate kiss he is sharing with **rayniday**. Her fingers stroke outwards, to the bones of his iliac crest. She finds the pockets of his trunks and puts her hands inside, and she can feel **Sengkelat** ’s body twitch as her fingers delicately explore within. He reaches one hand back and strokes the side of her hip, stroking up the small of her back, then down, caressing her rounded rear end. **Francesca** watches this scene as she divests herself of her clothing, white shorts and a plum tank top are cast aside, followed by a brassiere and lacy underwear. She steps to the threesome and runs her hand along the side of **Sengkelat** ’s face, gently turning his lips away from **rayniday** and to her own mouth. **Francesca** realizes one of **rayniday** ’s thighs is positioned inadvertenly between **Francesca** ’s legs, oil-slicked skin rubbing softly against her crotch. Her body presses against **rayniday** ’s, sandwiching her between them, slick breasts pressing together as **Francesca** kisses **Sengkelat** deeply over **rayniday** ’s shoulder. He reaches for her, and runs his fingers through her hair, down her neck, slippery hands zipping down her spine and grasping her buttocks, strong arms pulling her forwards, into **rayniday** , and in turn pulling **rayniday** back onto himself. **rayniday** can feel his excitement, feel the hardness beneath his trunks pressing against her from behind. “ **Francesca** ,” she says, breathing hard, “you were going to dispose of…Mmmmm…dispose of those trunks, right?” **Edwardina** removes her hands from the pockets and, reaching around, unties the single knot holding **Sengkelat** ’s trunks on. Working in concert with the now kneeling **Francesca** , they begin to pull them down. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/105 "2001-06-30T01:58:51Z")
_makes her excuses and backs slowly out of the almond oil room, blushing furiously_ ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/106 "2001-06-30T02:19:42Z")
Err…sorry about that. I’m clearly getting carried away. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/107 "2001-07-02T13:13:00Z")
Man, you go away for a weekend and the orgy just up and quits on ya’! [sub]Packing a bag, heading out the door…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/108 "2001-07-02T13:33:27Z")
::breathlessly peeking from closet:: Over? Nothing is over till WE decide it is!! ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/109 "2001-07-02T14:03:00Z")
Over? We were just getting STARTED! ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/110 "2001-07-02T15:01:02Z")
If the orgy’s over, I might as well have some fun. (Not that I wasn’t already having fun, but whatever) **Sengkelat** pokes his head out of the oil room and looks around. Suddenly, a dozen black-clad men drop silently out of the trees. “Ninjas! Get behind me, **rayniday**!” **Sengkelat** whips a large, meaty pair of hot links off the barbecue and uses them like nunchaku, saying “Ouch ooch yipe these are hot!” Meat juice sprays everywhere as he spins, twists, and dodges, all the while whirling the spicy meat sticks of death. The ninjas look on skeptically. **Rayniday** wipes an oily dripping out of her eye. “You jerk, I was using that eye.” She plants a foot on **Sengkelat** ’s rear, gives him a shove, and the battle is joined. The ninjas give their traditional battle cry, “Shhh!” and attack. Their weapons are steel, rather than processed pork parts, but **Sengkelat** fights bravely on. “I’ll give you the wurst beating of your life!” he cries, but soon his weapon is reduced to thin and tasty slices. A ninja’s sword cuts close to home, just nicking **Sengkelat** ’s swim trunks. They part like the Red Sea, or since they’re black sort of like the Black Sea, and suddenly his engorged member springs into view. “Now have a taste of some meat that’s hard as steel” he yells, adding “I mean, not a taste, literally, since I’m het, but more of a mighty blow…well…look, I’m going to beat you with this thing. Yaaaaaa!” And he charges in, laying into the ninjas with a crazed ferocity, attacking relentlessly, turning aside sword blows with no more than minor nicks and dings to his tumescent tool. “Hoshi na waka turakanesu” says one ninja, and subtitles spring up out of the wooden deck saying “This is truly disturbing. Brother ninjas, are you not disturbed? I am deeply disturbed.” One of the ninjas trips over the subtitles as **Sengkelat** presses his attack. More subtitles spring up for a ninja, saying “This is so wrong. We must flee. Ninja #7, cover our retreat!” Ninja #7 flings a smoke bomb at the ground, which erupts into blackness. The ninjas disappear back into the trees, betrayed only by the sound of #7 coughing up soot. **Sengkelat** , victorious at last, resheathes his rod and saunters back towards **rayniday** and casually leans against the barbecue. “Did you like how I handled those ninjas, babe? I know you were AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEE!” he shrieks, as he burns his rump on the grill. “My butt’s on fire!” he yells. A nearby zebra hears the comment and decides to check it out. Aroused by the stripy black and white grill marks on **Sengkelat** ’s cheeks, the zebra pursues him around the lawn, while **Sengkelat** flees, screaming like a grandma. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/111 "2001-07-02T15:25:18Z")
Per **Mermaid’s** post: Oooh, ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Typing’s kinda what I do for a living so I know I’d be qualified to, uh, make sure he was doing things right! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/112 "2001-07-02T16:59:25Z")
> [@](#): > > The ninjas give their traditional battle cry, “Shhh!” and attack. Bwaaahhahahah! between that and the “tripping over subtitles” I was beet red trying not to let my laughter peel from the office walls. \ Good stuff, man, good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/113 "2001-07-02T17:59:51Z")
::Silo opens the front door to his residence:: “Hey” _“HEY!!”_ “What are all these naked people doing here?!?!?” ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/114 "2001-07-03T03:52:56Z")
**Sengkelat** - I’ve decided I love you for your mind. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/115 "2001-07-05T03:24:55Z")
_bursts into tears_ I can’t believe I MISSED all this! _begins to sob_ Oh god, and **Tygr…** me, next? Maybe? Please? Pretty please? _sniffles_ I feel so left out. I can’t believe I forgot to check the Email Notification for this thread. Have I missed out on ALL the fun? Or can I get on my knees and beg? ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/116 "2001-07-05T13:06:41Z")
My dear \*\*Searching For Truth \*\*, begging is not necessary. Though it IS appreciated. …and if you are willing to get on your knees, then you _certainly_ haven’t missed out on all the fun. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/117 "2001-07-05T15:38:08Z")
Well, then, **Tygr** , what do you say to a dip in the hot tub? If you aren’t busy, that is. Can I get you something to drink? Something to eat? Anything I can possibly do? Anyone else? I am here to serve. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/118 "2001-07-05T19:32:55Z")
🙂 [sup]-Wowsers.[/sup] (If I’da known one could find a lovely young woman eager to serve here… I’d have beaten the door down sooner.) :: Tygr picks **SfT** up and steps into the hot tub. He settles down with her in his lap. He stares into her eyes :: Something to eat would be nice. What do you have that…tastes good? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942/119 "2001-07-06T02:29:27Z")
_purrs_ I think maybe we should take this into that closet that was being used earlier… _pulls you out of hot tub and into closet, pushing everyone else out_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-doper-orgy/69942.md?page=5)