# Anyone up for a Knoxville, TN Dopefest? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010 "2000-08-03T17:29:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010/21 "2000-08-08T15:37:43Z")
Bump… * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Three months, four weeks, two days, 13 hours, 37 minutes and 17 seconds. 4862 cigarettes not smoked, saving $607.84. Life saved: 2 weeks, 2 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010/22 "2000-08-09T08:26:28Z")
Hey Satan, if I manage to get myself a ride to this thing and I show up, you’re not going to pull another, “Oh sorry, I was busy getting engaged!” things like you did last time, are you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010/23 "2000-08-09T10:29:46Z")
Nah… I mean, you wouldn’t fall for that again, I don’t think… 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Four months, 8 hours, 25 minutes and 54 seconds. 4894 cigarettes not smoked, saving $611.75. Life saved: 2 weeks, 2 days, 23 hours, 50 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010/24 "2000-08-11T17:38:32Z")
Just a quick _bump_ to the top of the page for any straglers and stuff. Looking forward to seeing all of you there! * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Four months, two days, 15 hours, 38 minutes and 5 seconds. 4986 cigarettes not smoked, saving $623.26. Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 7 hours, 30 minutes.[/sub] ATHENA HAD AN EROTIC DREAM ABOUT ME! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010/25 "2000-08-11T20:10:49Z")
…because I just made reservations! I reserved a table for 8 in non-smoking for 6PM tomorrow night! Looking forward to seeing all of you, and no backing out folks, okay? 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Four months, two days, 18 hours, 10 minutes and 24 seconds. 4990 cigarettes not smoked, saving $623.78. Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 7 hours, 50 minutes.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010/26 "2000-08-12T04:09:22Z")
Barring me getting lost on the way (I know–the place is right off the interstate, but you don’t know my non-existant sense of direction!), I will be there at 6! Got me a car, got me some cash, got me a copy of the menu–I am all set! If all of you are not there, I am going to be very upset! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-up-for-a-knoxville-tn-dopefest/28010.md?page=1)